eat that puny cat

smash cut to coughing pipsqueak clapping erasers

I just watched @squirmyy.bsky.social trip over his shower towel and land face first butt ass naked on the kitchen floor our girlfriend shouted "gamer down!" hahaha I love this polycule!

YouTube video by Matthew Cipolla Studios Welcome To Hell!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=5aJU...

i had a dream the plot of the twilight movies was the vampire went to med school to become a heart surgeon so he could learn more about blood or something. but after seeing the girl he tells her he realized he knew nothing about the heart until she came along

did you try the built in bridges like snowflake etc

i love watching alpha male training camp videos (not gay) it's just guys crawling around in dirt, splashing in waves at the beach, getting covered in sand, wrassling each other, getting yelled at. i realized thats just stuff i did when i was 8 because it was fun

what if the monsters in the dark are big sexy werewolf men and you can kiss them

no I DIDNT

begin the unknown entity era

explain why i woke up to you begging me to go to costco to get more chocolate milk because you drank it all then

it's a pov of you and your friends watching your top 10 cringe compilation which you dont remember being in

oh so thats what i dropped my keys in....

chungus life

back in my day we had g4 broadcast bizarre fetish content on tv. you can post your shitted diaper alts online, it's okay.

on the screen is the undertale goats with spiral eyes and full diapers. at the desk is my fursona praying to god to make his boner go away

"Way to shit that diaper big guy....oh wait, I didnt mean to say that. Can we cut? Yeah I fucked that line. Sorry about that. What is it? Way to work that diaper? Yeah, I really fucked up, sorry...HEY sorry everyone! Let's do it again. Ha ha. Silly me.......ahem"

- Nick Wilde.

nice flannel

milk carton

august is the angry video game nerd

1 dollar donated is one sweater you have to wear while you are out of your league in starcraft

which pokemon will you get transformed into

I think it's funny looking at my old dms from 2017 when I was hounding for any likeminded freaks to talk to and I was very normal and polite in them and they'd just stop responding. And when I started dms with like "good evening you rancid cat" it would work a lot better somehow

I really wish I could turn off reposts

just got paid 20 dollars to record myself pissing my pants thats so free dude

Frantically explaining to my dom I wasn't trying to "spurt in my diapers through my cage" I was just scratching my balls

They don't realize when they make fun of my full diaper theyre making fun of a future US marine dude

Can I play with your boner

why wont he get out of bed. is he stupid. go mow the lawn kid

*dumps lunch tray all over you and high fives my numerous friends*