Hollydaise

My personal take on Poison Ivy

"My eyes are gone, but I see-see!"

I drew Lord Skrolk from Warhammer Fantasy in 2018 it seems, and put some post-its in his Liber Bubonicus, cause it's important to keep track of important info.

I found him in a plague ridden folder just now and made me happy.

Big t-shirt Kody as a gift for @pudge.bsky.social!
Happy birthdayyyy 🥳

We can’t out-Republican Republicans, nor should we want to.

Democrats need to say what they believe — and actually believe in something.
@mehdirhasan.bsky.social

I said what I said: Kristi Noem should be tried at The Hague for crimes against humanity.

When you’re so used to hearing about professional comedians dropping slurs in Netflix specials, it’s surreal to watch Dropout and go “Wait, comedians are funny? Professional comedians are capable of telling jokes?! What the fuck”

wow I wonder why my entire body was in the air in the first place

The sad thing about the owners' contempt towards the userbase is that Bluesky is genuinely a far better Twitter alternative, from a user experience the lack of an algorithm that only seemed to push conflict and suppress people I was following is a staggering difference. You got a good thing here!

Cool that the Bluesky CEO is succumbing to Musk's curse: being a needy loser, but not the exact kind of needy loser you have to be to write funny posts.

Bait Witch

Fuck JK Rowling

Do you feel that, the change in the air?

GUESS WHAT ITS WIDE WITCH WEDNESDAY

Donald Trump shut down the government because he doesn't want you to have healthcare.

But this isn’t just on him. Democrats MUST use their leverage to protect our rights, but it can’t end there.

Schumer and Jeffries can’t just go on TV or write letters, they need clear demands. We need action now.

Quick Ms Feratu sketch

If you're an lgbtq news outlet, your job is not, contrary to what you might think, giving every queer person alive a heart attack every morning

She likes to dig for treasure and then hide it elsewhere

A lady elf sitting on a skull pile

very loud guitar riff version Malys

The mainstream media shift from just using someone’s gender pronouns like normal to always clarifying that “this person is trans” and that this is their “preferred” pronoun is weak ass shit. Go take a beta blocker you nervous rats.

amber as a bunny taking a mirror snapchat selfie with her ass facing the camera, saying "it definitely got bigger" (her ass) lol

perks of turning into a bunny

I don’t think I’m getting the invite next year either

Panel 1: Shen is leaning into the panel, angry, his pupils tiny, and a dark shadow around his eyes, yelling "STOP SAYING 'THIS IS YURI' ABOUT EVERYTHING." Panel 2: Shen clenches his fists, now facing directly towards the viewer, and continues to yell "NOT >>EVERYTHING<< IS YURI!!!!" Panel 3: A textbox stating "We now go live to a groundbreaking scientific discovery" Panel 4: A scientist in a lab, a light brown haired woman with a ponytail, glasses, and a labcoat, is standing in front of some microphones and cameras. She says "Yeah, so like ... atoms are girls, it turns out."

Panel 1: Shen is looking at a tall box that we can see into and through dollhouse-style. It's filled with just a little green powder, and below it, it says "INT". Shen says "Hmmm... I'm not that smart ..." Panel 2: Shen is happily filling the box with yellow powder from a big burlap sack labeled "EFFORT", holding it up on his shoulder and tilting it over the box. He says "I'll just study really hard!" Panel 3: Shen is looking at a similar tall box, this time labeled "DRAWING" and filled only a little bit with pink powder. He says "I'm not that good at drawing either ..." Panel 4: Shen is on his tiptoes, once again resting the burlap EFFORT sack on his shoulder and tilting it into the box, filling it. He says "I'll just practice really hard!" Panel 5: Some time later, a girl with bell-shaped orange hair and a black top is holding a piece of paper and talking to Shen. She says "Wow, you got an A on that test?? You're so SMART!" Panel 6: A guy with dark brown dreadlocks and a yellow t-shirt holds a piece of paper, pointing at it, and says "Wow you DREW this! You're so talented at ART!" Panel 7: Shen has a devious evil grin, holding the EFFORT sack and looking at it, as the background darkens into shades of purple and red. He thinks "I've fooled them all."

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Fucking same, and I love being one

Panty and Stocking needs a raunchy trans character so I can play her

such a shy yet eager mouse... [comm]

Without further ado, here is the trailer for Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile.

Against all odds, it will air in select theatres on October 2nd, along with the theatrical debut of Sex House.

Tickets go on sale tomorrow.

And, yes, this is real.

Panel 1: A girl with dark purple hard and a triangle-spiral ahoge, with a black crop top and purple eyeshadow, is holding you be the shoulders. She says "Look. I need you to be a little MEANER to me." Panel 2: The camera flips, revealing the "you" in this case to be a girl with blonde hair in a ponytail, nervous eyes, braces, and a mustard-color sweater. She has a birthmark on her right cheek. She says "But why would I do that?? I LIKE you!" Panel 3: Half of the purple-haired girl's face is in-panel as she looks to the side, an expression of slight embarrassment on her face, and says "I KNOW, but I like being TEASED a little. It makes me happy. It makes me feel like you're paying attention to me." Panel 4: Profile view of both girls standing in a dark hallway, lit only be a sunset-bathed window at the end of it. The purple-haired one wears baggy pants, while the blonde one wears a pink skirt and pink-and-yellow sneakers. The blonde girl looks down a bit and says "Oh, well, if it makes you happy, then ... I guess I can try." Panel 5: Side profile of closeup the blonde girl, now years later. She has a more tired appearance, with shadows under her eyes. She has no more braces, but has sharp teeth. Her hair is bigger and wilder. She's got a bandaid covering the birthmark on her cheek. She says "That was 10 years ago today. My first gig as a hater." Panel 6: Closeup of her hand holding a yellow party horn with pink dots. She says "Happy anniversary." Panel 7: We zoom out to see that she is sitting on a river bank behind some abandoned and demolished building, with some trash littering the ground, but a scenic mountainous area apart from that. She somberly blow the party horn with a "fweeeeeeee". She still wears those pink and yellow sneakers.

Goin down at sundown! [comm]