Doxiedoc

The U.S. isn’t bound by Rome statute. So we can’t. But we can sign the treaty with a two-thirds vote in the senate. People running for senate should run on that.

My job relies on snowbird traffic. Good thing I am close enough to retirement that I don’t have to worry too much. My colleagues down here don’t know it yet, but they are screwed and tattooed. Most of them are tRumpers.

The good people of #Floriduh are less than 2 weeks away from finding out what tRump has done to alienate our very good neighbors.

Have never worked up the nerve to eat a whole fish with bones and all (except for the occasional salmon burger)

Blue states should stop paying federal taxes if they're not going to receive any funding.

If you still have the bones, drizzle with some oil and throw them under the broiler for a few minutes. That really amps up the soup.

She will lie. tRump will pardon her immediately after the midterms.

Perhaps a bay leaf?

Just for fun, sometimes I will throw in a hunk of ginger or some miso.

And Lake Michigan perch. You’re making me hungry

Bring me some deep dish pizza. Italian sausage, spinach and mushrooms, please.

They should be just fine living on their body fat

Yes, well deserved with the added bonus that Trump would hate it so much, it might kill him. Obama for 2 is a good backup plan ... (that would be more in the pissing off trump camp)

Jail if we’re lucky

Beef?!? I make 6 figures and refuse to pay for beef. Can’t even imagine what less fortunate folks, especially those trying to feed their children must be going through.

Pardon me while I laugh so hard that I pee

Just spray paint it and tell him that it’s 24 karat, he will have it featured in his presidential portrait

Ah, yes, aka the Maduro Diet

I have 4 rolls that I’m saving for a special shit during his funeral

I still don’t regret the millions of 100,000 bars I have eaten

Expect to hear that he has d!ed from alcohol poisoning some day

Why would anyone ever even consider looking for him

Sorry, baby.

I prefer the beach

Note to self: always bring Tane on our vacations

How come we didn’t get to have beer on the tour bus in Germany?!?

But we don’t have a bathtub for him to live in

But what about the kitty?!?

I require three, please.

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