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Nazi Musk’s corrupt pet project DOGE has officially disbanded after 8 months of destroying the US govt and illegally gaining access to the private data of tens of millions of Americans just for the purpose of instilling fear. Everyone involved should go to jail.

If MTG truly believes that she can run for president, she would do well to read the Epstein client list into the congressional record, then move to vacate the Speaker’s chair. Might as well go out with a bang.

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I’m not sure that would fly on a Monday

I hear you, I grew up jaywalking in downtown Caracas!

They are a soft target, and the country will collapse.

Scottie and I usually have an 18 pound turkey just for the two of us. We really enjoy leftovers. We will definitely get another one in a few weeks.

We’re roasting a 26.5 pound bird for a total of 5 adults. Do you think we should just get a second turkey, just to be safe?

Oh, honey…
They flew separately, Kash had to stop by Nashville to pick up his arm candy. The puppy killer wasn’t going to carpool.

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The only way she could possibly redeem herself for all the hateful things she’s done would be to read the Epstein client list on the congressional record

The rescue tries really hard to keep bonded pairs unless they get one that just doesn’t like other cats. It’s actually more humane for the kittens rather than the isolation in a stressful situation. Plus 2 cats get a good home, and they will be better behaved.

tRump snubbed MTG one time too many. First, not the VP. Then, no Cabinet seat. Then being told to stay in the House like a good little MAGA. She will run for the Senate or the Governorship. Honestly it’s not going to give her much time to make it past the primaries in either case.

I’m concerned that Venezuela is the easiest, therefore the first country he will try to annex. His pals Vlad and Xi have all agreed to divvy up the planet three ways. “We” get the entire Western Hemisphere.

The billions frittered away from increased expenses caused by the shutdown…

So what does she think happened to you?!? That her own brother is just a crisis actor? I often think that their orange godling could ass rape a 4 year old on 5th Avenue and they would still believe him.
I am really sorry for your complications. That sucks.

Haven’t set foot in a Target in years. Cute commercials for overpriced stuff and fake Social Conscience. The place I work actually has DEI as part of their SOPs.

True brown cats are very uncommon

Our clinic Betta fish is named Flapjack. Guess you’ll have to come work with us!

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Ahem

#Caturday

Nice

What should I name this little cutie? If she and her sister aren’t adopted by the time I get home from vacation, I’m adopting them.

A lot of the people lamenting Marjorie Taylor Greene’s departure from Congress—and celebrating her as some kind of principled maverick—are going to end up eating their words when she reemerges in 2028 to help lead a pro-groper, pro-Fuentes “America First” faction of the GOP.

Humans will NEVER colonize another planet. Never.

If we can’t even agree to do the minimum to keep Earth habitable, there’s no way in hell we’ll cooperate to make another planet habitable.

Of course he’s learning from tRump: that he tries to charm people into liking him. Mamdani is smart enough to understand that the next meeting will probably be a lot different.

If she’s serious about running for governor, the Senate, or president, her smart play would be to vacate Moses Mike from the Speaker chair before then.

Awww, c’mon, Cory was just trying to support the local economy 🤷🏽‍♀️🤮

As if burying that monster wasn’t a good feeling already

I’m ready to burn my Bill Clinton flags at a moment’s notice