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Onion is still undefeated
02.12.2025 11:12 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Nature Begins Reclaiming Chuck Grassley
Nature Begins Reclaiming Chuck Grassley
01.12.2025 16:00 — 👍 8310 🔁 1236 💬 211 📌 115Whats it like as a Sane American right now? Ill try to explain.
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Recently i reached out to a friend in tears. It wasnt because of anything awful happening in MY personal life with my friends or family. It was because i was feeling overwhelmed.
Waiting for the absolute last flake to fall before even considering picking up the shovel.
30.11.2025 13:43 — 👍 16 🔁 7 💬 1 📌 1A couple rounds of Mille Bornes & see where it leads?
30.11.2025 12:27 — 👍 28 🔁 3 💬 3 📌 0Do those pants make your ass look fat?
No. Not fat enough anyway.
If you’re looking for a girl that likes it messy I just spilled sausage gravy down my shirt. Hey.
30.11.2025 11:50 — 👍 33 🔁 11 💬 2 📌 1Doobeedoobydoooooo
30.11.2025 07:58 — 👍 13 🔁 5 💬 2 📌 0The others are good but you, you are the brightest star…
~me, to a side of mashed potatoes
I have arrived, with my unicef shield, which grants me universal permission to massage all of your asses.
you cannot deny that you could use a good butt rub
A charity-shop doll with an alarmed expression - all wide eyes and pursed lips - that was probably intended as enthusiastic.
When you wake up and it's Friday, not the weekend
28.11.2025 03:02 — 👍 126 🔁 35 💬 3 📌 0Balls are the tits of the taint
28.11.2025 02:23 — 👍 111 🔁 20 💬 20 📌 3every conjuring movie lorraine will be like in the basement and ed in the garage and when a ghost demon or whatever starts being weird they play marco polo until they find each other like lorraine! ed! lorraine! ed!
29.11.2025 22:04 — 👍 59 🔁 6 💬 2 📌 1WHO ARE YOU CALLING ILLITERIT?
29.11.2025 22:41 — 👍 113 🔁 44 💬 3 📌 0People always worry about gaining weight during the holidays. Hell, one year I LOST 180 lbs right after Thanksgiving. His name was Larry.
28.11.2025 04:04 — 👍 28 🔁 7 💬 1 📌 0instead of artificial intelligence can we get some emotional intelligence
30.11.2025 06:25 — 👍 25 🔁 10 💬 0 📌 0Popes:
John (23)
Paul (6)
John Paul (2)
George (0)
Ringo (0)
George Ringo (0)
This time of year isn’t my favorite but it has its moments. Except for how people drive over the course of the next month, you bunch of assholes.
30.11.2025 12:24 — 👍 65 🔁 21 💬 0 📌 0Go apeshit berserk about how expensive that thing is that she asked for for Christmas
Then get it for her anyway
made soup from scratch but it tastes funny cuz i used laughing stock haha ha this isn’t even today’s worst i have more 😬
30.11.2025 15:37 — 👍 263 🔁 66 💬 13 📌 0One too many logs on the fire forced Gary to evacuate the arid living room to seek refuge in the freezing rain.
29.11.2025 04:49 — 👍 16 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0‘Tis the season for gravy.
29.11.2025 20:15 — 👍 20 🔁 9 💬 0 📌 0The Canadian With The Poutine Tattoo.
30.11.2025 16:13 — 👍 29 🔁 13 💬 0 📌 0Damn you green bean casserole, damn you to hell.
26.11.2025 23:38 — 👍 139 🔁 60 💬 12 📌 2For 17 weeks in 1991 the entire country was held hostage by Bryan Adams. We have never recovered as a nation.
09.07.2025 07:15 — 👍 179 🔁 42 💬 21 📌 0elevator music should only play Linger by The Cranberries
30.11.2025 05:59 — 👍 68 🔁 19 💬 2 📌 1Football coaches refusing to dress warmly enough is one of my favorite genres of pointless displays of “toughness”.
29.11.2025 18:41 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Going into a spiral. Does anyone want anything?
21.11.2025 13:27 — 👍 4 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0Jesus didn't die for you to eat fake potatoes
26.11.2025 22:07 — 👍 129 🔁 52 💬 3 📌 1A waiting list for the kids table.
27.11.2025 18:37 — 👍 76 🔁 34 💬 2 📌 0
