Lmaoooo
27.01.2026 02:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Imagine if you will, a boy that’s a girl, that’s a dragon, that’s a fox, that’s a cat, that’s a flamingo, that’s a mermaid, that’s a mermaid, that’s a bot, that’s a fairy tale princess, that’s several types of fruit, that’s a silly goose.
It’s a biological salad. Eat the rainbow! 🌈
26.01.2026 18:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Wat. 🙄
26.01.2026 18:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Maybe not with one bottle, but that’s quitter talk.
26.01.2026 18:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Awww live a little. Do they have a Shrek one?
26.01.2026 18:16 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
They had better. And not shitty ones. 😌
26.01.2026 18:15 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Um, that’s exactly what it is. I don’t understand why people are trying to make it so fancy.
25.01.2026 17:12 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
It’s a dry rub, I’m assuming? 😇
25.01.2026 17:11 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Buncha weirdos who are trying real hard to keep up.
Happy Skircle Sunday boys and girls! Today’s prizes include eye rolls, Klondike bars, and derogatory nicknames. Love you all. 🥰
25.01.2026 17:10 — 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
If there’s not mozzarella sticks and fruit, I’m not going. 😒
25.01.2026 16:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Sometimes kismet happens…✨
25.01.2026 16:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A girl is no one.
25.01.2026 16:05 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I’m that girl who won’t shut up.
19.01.2026 02:39 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Existential Dread Pirate Roberts
24.02.2025 14:20 — 👍 526 🔁 132 💬 18 📌 6
And yet, here I am.
19.01.2026 02:13 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Hmmmmmmm.
19.01.2026 00:26 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Yeah boi!
18.01.2026 23:58 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Wet!!!
18.01.2026 23:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
What what in the butt?
18.01.2026 23:58 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
I like wet things up the butt.
18.01.2026 23:57 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Wet
18.01.2026 23:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Wet
18.01.2026 23:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Wet!
18.01.2026 23:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Wet butts! Wet butts! Wet butts!
18.01.2026 23:55 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Maybe because you like it dry.
18.01.2026 23:55 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
W E T
18.01.2026 23:53 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
w e t
18.01.2026 23:52 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
W e t
18.01.2026 23:52 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
You’re missing out.
18.01.2026 23:51 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
W e t
18.01.2026 23:51 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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