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Menacingly.......

06.08.2025 19:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 25    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I'm very busy!!!!

04.08.2025 17:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 25    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Some bloopers!!

02.08.2025 16:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 31    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Erm... He's right behind me isn't he...

31.07.2025 01:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Perfection. Beautiful. Graceful. Immaculate. Jaw-dropping. Show-stopping. I'm crying rn. Unmatched. I'm putting it my mouth. I'm gonna throw it so hard it shatters into a million pieces. I will repair it and love it as any mother should. Part of the holy trinity. One with the universe. Really cool๐Ÿ‘

30.07.2025 00:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I would overthrow a government for puppets...

29.07.2025 16:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 53    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I have been squimshed

26.07.2025 18:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 41    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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cute fursona drawover idea ๐Ÿฅฐ

11.07.2025 20:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
A mobile phoneโ€™s screenshot displaying an incessant stream of far too many BARQ notifications (exactly four), indicating a certain sheep (Satire) has decided to harass this poor user (Aero) via an onslaught and barrage of relentless boops (rude). When will they learn? Will this wretched sheep/cow ever understand the weight and consequence of their actions? Only time will tell, but Iโ€™m not sure if I can hold out much longer under the severity of this pressure. Please send your thoughts and prayers, my vessel is nearly unable to withstand the frequency and magnitude of incoming boops, I am scared and frightened by such reckless and unpredictable behaviour- without hesitances, without mercy, these boops undeterred in their objective for disruption.


until I just swipe to clear these notifs I guess

also how did they get in my attic

A mobile phoneโ€™s screenshot displaying an incessant stream of far too many BARQ notifications (exactly four), indicating a certain sheep (Satire) has decided to harass this poor user (Aero) via an onslaught and barrage of relentless boops (rude). When will they learn? Will this wretched sheep/cow ever understand the weight and consequence of their actions? Only time will tell, but Iโ€™m not sure if I can hold out much longer under the severity of this pressure. Please send your thoughts and prayers, my vessel is nearly unable to withstand the frequency and magnitude of incoming boops, I am scared and frightened by such reckless and unpredictable behaviour- without hesitances, without mercy, these boops undeterred in their objective for disruption. until I just swipe to clear these notifs I guess also how did they get in my attic

@satire-the-sheep.bsky.social
GET OUT OF MY ATTIC

26.07.2025 15:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Careful who u call ugly in high school

25.07.2025 18:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 25    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Big ol jump jump!!!!

๐Ÿ“ท @furatron.bsky.social

24.07.2025 18:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 32    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Crashing a dance comp is my specialty!!!

๐Ÿ“ท @twigathegiraffe.bsky.social

23.07.2025 16:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 19    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Who doesn't want to hire a Satire to come interrupt your dance competition with a bad routine???

Inquiries accepted!!!

22.07.2025 19:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 37    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The sillies!!! Acting all evil

21.07.2025 20:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

NOPE I DIDNT

19.07.2025 19:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I live fureh!! What fun to be had

19.07.2025 18:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 47    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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A silly photo for #fursuitfriday !!!

19.07.2025 01:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 41    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Lemme go see u!!!

16.07.2025 17:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Ah yes!! Topical!!

16.07.2025 03:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 22    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Uwa!!! The play is about to start!!

14.07.2025 23:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 34    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Eating a silly dog

@radiomess.bsky.social

13.07.2025 16:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 38    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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How lovely! A dog to help :3

11.07.2025 16:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 19    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Reminder I'm not straight yall

11.07.2025 07:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Stuck in a crt today.... :/

07.07.2025 21:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 29    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Of course chiitan

07.07.2025 02:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So chiitan liked my bfs post and I'm losing my mind

07.07.2025 01:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Oh dang :/

05.07.2025 17:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Lmao I love my dog

๐Ÿ–Œ @radiomess.bsky.social

04.07.2025 23:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 32    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We both have something in common now!

Huh

03.07.2025 16:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hey let's check bluesky for the day-

What.

03.07.2025 16:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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