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HEY

YOU GONNA BE AT HOWL??
COME TO MY PANEL!!!! IT IS LITERALLY THE BEST PANEL EVER

14.10.2025 20:55 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You know what's annoying?

I KNOW FOR A FACT I HAVE THE POTENTIAL TO FLOAT AWAY IN THE SKY

it's the concept of physics that gets in the way

08.10.2025 07:05 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Flopped...

21.09.2025 17:16 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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UWA you spooked me!!

Don't do that next time l...

18.09.2025 14:55 β€” πŸ‘ 47    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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I just want to give pats without sneezingggg

13.09.2025 18:30 β€” πŸ‘ 32    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I had a joke. B-but I forgor....

11.09.2025 22:19 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Me: haha! What fun!!! I am very much enjoying living my life and not worrying about anything

The consequences of my actions: hey wassu-

Ufo: *flies by*

Me: holy sh*t, you see that?

09.09.2025 06:07 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Silliness is bound to continue >:3

πŸ“· @cornflakeswolf.bsky.social

02.09.2025 18:23 β€” πŸ‘ 71    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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Now let's hear it for the amazing peeps at yesterday's furry style dance session!!!

Yall did amazingly well, and I'm excited to yall back here next time!!!

31.08.2025 16:52 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Be careful, there is a new scam going around.

If you see a wooden box filled with food, DON'T GO IN. A wall will fall behind you and you'll be stuck.

20.08.2025 01:26 β€” πŸ‘ 6518    πŸ” 2377    πŸ’¬ 25    πŸ“Œ 40
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Just a classic fit for some fursuit Friday shenanigans!!!

πŸ“· @cornflakeswolf.bsky.social

29.08.2025 16:45 β€” πŸ‘ 53    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Bird........brain....

28.08.2025 13:58 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A scrumptious piece of cake, the sweet treat in question, is sat very beautifully on the finest white plate. It is located under a very up to code pavilion, that is definitely not a box suspended by a precarious post. There is also definitely not a rope attached to said post. There is definitely not Terriermon hiding ready to trigger some kind of mechanism by pulling that non existing rope to trap the sweet treat enjoyer.

A scrumptious piece of cake, the sweet treat in question, is sat very beautifully on the finest white plate. It is located under a very up to code pavilion, that is definitely not a box suspended by a precarious post. There is also definitely not a rope attached to said post. There is definitely not Terriermon hiding ready to trigger some kind of mechanism by pulling that non existing rope to trap the sweet treat enjoyer.

Hey I found this cool spot that is offering any cutie a free sweet treat under this very fancy, not suspicious pavilion, I recommend checking it out. :)

16.08.2025 23:44 β€” πŸ‘ 33    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 0
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Saw some sheep’s

(And some playing lion-king)

18.07.2025 22:30 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Bluesky videos Hate to see me coming

14.08.2025 18:11 β€” πŸ‘ 45    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Is this true?

08.07.2025 21:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1532    πŸ” 565    πŸ’¬ 27    πŸ“Œ 10
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Serious businessssssss

12.08.2025 17:20 β€” πŸ‘ 40    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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A skunk extends their hand, offering to help turn you into a silly little creature, do you take their hand?

11.08.2025 20:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1470    πŸ” 354    πŸ’¬ 36    πŸ“Œ 4
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Menacingly.......

06.08.2025 19:20 β€” πŸ‘ 26    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I'm very busy!!!!

04.08.2025 17:01 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Some bloopers!!

02.08.2025 16:52 β€” πŸ‘ 31    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Erm... He's right behind me isn't he...

31.07.2025 01:51 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Perfection. Beautiful. Graceful. Immaculate. Jaw-dropping. Show-stopping. I'm crying rn. Unmatched. I'm putting it my mouth. I'm gonna throw it so hard it shatters into a million pieces. I will repair it and love it as any mother should. Part of the holy trinity. One with the universe. Really coolπŸ‘

30.07.2025 00:01 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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I would overthrow a government for puppets...

29.07.2025 16:59 β€” πŸ‘ 56    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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I have been squimshed

26.07.2025 18:15 β€” πŸ‘ 41    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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cute fursona drawover idea πŸ₯°

11.07.2025 20:06 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
A mobile phone’s screenshot displaying an incessant stream of far too many BARQ notifications (exactly four), indicating a certain sheep (Satire) has decided to harass this poor user (Aero) via an onslaught and barrage of relentless boops (rude). When will they learn? Will this wretched sheep/cow ever understand the weight and consequence of their actions? Only time will tell, but I’m not sure if I can hold out much longer under the severity of this pressure. Please send your thoughts and prayers, my vessel is nearly unable to withstand the frequency and magnitude of incoming boops, I am scared and frightened by such reckless and unpredictable behaviour- without hesitances, without mercy, these boops undeterred in their objective for disruption.


until I just swipe to clear these notifs I guess

also how did they get in my attic

A mobile phone’s screenshot displaying an incessant stream of far too many BARQ notifications (exactly four), indicating a certain sheep (Satire) has decided to harass this poor user (Aero) via an onslaught and barrage of relentless boops (rude). When will they learn? Will this wretched sheep/cow ever understand the weight and consequence of their actions? Only time will tell, but I’m not sure if I can hold out much longer under the severity of this pressure. Please send your thoughts and prayers, my vessel is nearly unable to withstand the frequency and magnitude of incoming boops, I am scared and frightened by such reckless and unpredictable behaviour- without hesitances, without mercy, these boops undeterred in their objective for disruption. until I just swipe to clear these notifs I guess also how did they get in my attic

@satire-the-sheep.bsky.social
GET OUT OF MY ATTIC

26.07.2025 15:56 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Careful who u call ugly in high school

25.07.2025 18:38 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Big ol jump jump!!!!

πŸ“· @furatron.bsky.social

24.07.2025 18:16 β€” πŸ‘ 32    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Crashing a dance comp is my specialty!!!

πŸ“· @twigathegiraffe.bsky.social

23.07.2025 16:59 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

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