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mst3k mega-fan, semiprofessional solas hater, voracious reader, and the worst warlock (besides osiris) in destiny 2. you’ve probably seen me trying to be funny in twitch chat. this is my fandom account.

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An image from Inglorious Bastards in which Brad Pitt says "Bawnjorno".

An image from Inglorious Bastards in which Brad Pitt says "Bawnjorno".

My Rook trying to fit in with the Antivan Crows

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i assume you’re not allowed to write “what DIDN’T i do” and hit send

21.06.2025 03:12 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Just a silly little aroace frog living its best life 💚💜🌱 Happy Pride!

20.06.2025 16:01 — 👍 175    🔁 53    💬 2    📌 0

Siri make it stop

14.06.2025 18:33 — 👍 209    🔁 23    💬 7    📌 0
collection of lovebirds in the colors of various pride flags

collection of lovebirds in the colors of various pride flags

I added more Pride Birds!
#birds #pridemonth

08.06.2025 00:43 — 👍 2223    🔁 582    💬 54    📌 23

we've been so growth-pilled that people don't realize being able to MAINTAIN something long term is inherently a success and impressive as FUCK, especially with how unstable so many things have been globally

09.06.2025 00:04 — 👍 424    🔁 108    💬 7    📌 0
Panel 1: character crying at a desk
Text: this IS hard

Panel 2: character is now drawing determinedly
Text:  but I can do it

Panel 1: character crying at a desk Text: this IS hard Panel 2: character is now drawing determinedly Text: but I can do it

Little gentle reminder to all the human creatives out there 💪

09.04.2025 20:08 — 👍 31894    🔁 6900    💬 254    📌 158

06.06.2025 16:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i’d say i have a type but let’s be real the only thing similar between astarion and emmrich is that they both sound like they belong in a bbc drama (despite astarion having an american accent)

12.12.2024 14:57 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

if i had a penny for every time my character ended up having sex on top of a grave in a triple a fantasy video game i’d have two pennies which isn’t a lot but it’s weird it happened twice

12.12.2024 14:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

can't stop laughing at "Mangione played a game about assassins called Among Us". hope if i ever snap there are headlines like "she played a game about killing the pope called Final Fantasy XIV Online: Heavensward"

10.12.2024 15:35 — 👍 14655    🔁 2137    💬 287    📌 173

Gosh, this is gonna annoy some people out of their gourds

09.12.2024 05:09 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

“But he’s fifty two” Vincent Price was fifty three in Masque of the Red Death, watch that movie and tell me with a straight face he couldn’t get it because he’s “too old”

08.12.2024 17:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I’m going to get banned from our #veilguard chat

08.12.2024 17:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

29.11.2024 23:27 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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yash, lover of sports and stonefruit @yashwinacanter

oh you forced yourself to abstain from something you wanted and deprived yourself of something you enjoyed purely as a gesture to prove your piety? no other reason? should we tell everyone? should we throw a party? should we invite john calvin

tumblr post screencap yash, lover of sports and stonefruit @yashwinacanter oh you forced yourself to abstain from something you wanted and deprived yourself of something you enjoyed purely as a gesture to prove your piety? no other reason? should we tell everyone? should we throw a party? should we invite john calvin

gonna reply to everyone who tries to bring their weird fatphobic diet culture energy into The Season of Big Holiday Meals with “should we throw a party? should we invite john calvin”

20.11.2024 22:57 — 👍 1610    🔁 395    💬 19    📌 19
This is a 3-page comic and there is much to describe but I'll try my best. Infused in our culture is the promise of a quicker, easier way to do things. It's nice to have direct access to the things you regularly use and enjoy. [panels show microwaving water for tea, and letting a bag of prepackaged tea steep in a mug] But maybe not all processes are a burden. If you find yourself gaining speed, but losing focus, take a look at which processes give you energy. [panels show a cyclops girl drawing with the previous mug of tea- as time goes on, she appears to get more tired, and picks up the tea mug to consider it.]

This is a 3-page comic and there is much to describe but I'll try my best. Infused in our culture is the promise of a quicker, easier way to do things. It's nice to have direct access to the things you regularly use and enjoy. [panels show microwaving water for tea, and letting a bag of prepackaged tea steep in a mug] But maybe not all processes are a burden. If you find yourself gaining speed, but losing focus, take a look at which processes give you energy. [panels show a cyclops girl drawing with the previous mug of tea- as time goes on, she appears to get more tired, and picks up the tea mug to consider it.]

Rush through the processes you don't like. [Panel shows cyclops girl walking past a dishwasher] Take a little longer with the ones you do. [An arrangement of 8 panels that shows the process of blending a tea by hand in a mortar and pestle and infusing in a teapot over the stove]

Rush through the processes you don't like. [Panel shows cyclops girl walking past a dishwasher] Take a little longer with the ones you do. [An arrangement of 8 panels that shows the process of blending a tea by hand in a mortar and pestle and infusing in a teapot over the stove]

And in doing so, create little rituals for yourself. [Open illustration shows cyclops girl enjoying some tea in an armchair, surrounded by plants. It appears that she has recharged her energy in a small but effective way]

And in doing so, create little rituals for yourself. [Open illustration shows cyclops girl enjoying some tea in an armchair, surrounded by plants. It appears that she has recharged her energy in a small but effective way]

reposting something old, checking in like this continues to be useful
#comic #ritual

23.11.2024 01:12 — 👍 122    🔁 55    💬 1    📌 0
"Listen up fives, a ten is speaking" meme from 30 Rock with the face replaced with Neve Gallus from Dragon Age: Veilguard

"Listen up fives, a ten is speaking" meme from 30 Rock with the face replaced with Neve Gallus from Dragon Age: Veilguard

my review of veilguard

18.11.2024 03:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

daily reminder to support your local library, even if that’s just by checking out ebooks! 📚

17.11.2024 13:04 — 👍 27560    🔁 2807    💬 362    📌 148
Digital illustration of a crow wearing an asexual pride flag as a cape. The color palette is mostly grays and purple. The crow is proudly perched on a branch, and purple flowers and pedals surround it.

Digital illustration of a crow wearing an asexual pride flag as a cape. The color palette is mostly grays and purple. The crow is proudly perched on a branch, and purple flowers and pedals surround it.

Digital illustration of a raven holding an asexual pride flag in its beak. It is perched on a gray tree stump, and purple flowers and pedals surround it.

Digital illustration of a raven holding an asexual pride flag in its beak. It is perched on a gray tree stump, and purple flowers and pedals surround it.

Happy Ace Week!!! 🖤🩶🤍💜

20.10.2024 16:46 — 👍 19375    🔁 4978    💬 145    📌 123

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