BioWare Problems

An image of James Vega in Mass Effect 3. The text reads, "Be the bigger person. Get really buff and then knock the fucking shit out of them."

An image of Leliana in Dragon Age Origins. The text reads, "yes I am a girl, yes I kill people".

An image of Samara in Mass Effect 2. The text reads, "some of you guys are so cool and nice and friendly but if it comes down to it, I would not hold back in a sword battle. Please keep this in your thoughts. I love you."

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An image of Rook and the spirt of a Dalish elf in Dragon Age: The Veilguard. The text reads, "Medium Channels the Spirits of Old Acquaintences for Awkward Small Talk".

An image of the Citadel Council in Mass Effect with Udina at the forefront. The text reads: "What you don't understand is, I act like I don't care. And deep down, like deep, deep down, I still don't care."

An image of the Grey Warden joining ritual in Dragon Age Origins. The text reads "what, with all due respect, the absolute fuck".

An image of Garrus as Archangel in Mass Effect 2. The text reads, "Former Prom King Now Living Anonymously Among Commoners".

An image of Varric in Dragon Age: The Veilguard. The text reads, "sometimes I feel like I have my life together and then I'm like, wow, that was a really nice 45 seconds".

An image of Kai Leng in Mass Effect 3. The test reads, "the human body has 7 trillion nerves and some people manage to get on every single fucking one of them".

An image of Purple Hawke in Dragon Age II. The text reads "me: should I make a sarcastic comment or not".

An image of Commander Shepard and Anderson at the end of Mass Effect 3. The text reads "it's been 'one of those days' for like, 3 years now".

An image of Hawke in Dragon Age II. The text reads "sometimes I scare the government".

An image of Commander Shepard and Leviathan. The text reads: Someone: What are you doing? Me: Avoiding Someone: Avoiding what? Me: Everything

An image of Morrigan and Alistair in Dragon Age Origins. The text reads, "women aren't complicated, you're just dumb".

An image of Barla Von in Mass Effect talking to Commander Shepard. The text reads "it's a beautiful day to give me money".

An image of Zevran in Dragon Age Origins. The text reads, "why the fuck would you ask me if I'm fine. Have you seen me? I'm fine as hell."

An image of Commander Shepard at the end of Mass Effect 3 walking towards the beam of light on the Citadel. The text reads, "I'm giving up personhood to become a full-time abstract concept".

An image of Sten in Dragon Age: Origins. The text reads "are those feelings get them away from me".

An image of Jack in the cargo hold of the Normandy in Mass Effect 2. The text reads, "I'm sorry, you must be a level 4 friend to unlock my tragic backstory'.

An image of Morinth in Mass Effect 2. The text reads 'The first step to any murder is to have fun and be yourself'.

An image of Dorian in Dragon Age Inquisition. The text reads 'good news everyone, I'm beautiful'.

An image of Admiral Hackett with Shepard lurking behind him. The text reads: [sighs internally] [sighs externally] [sighs eternally]

When you send Shepard to the Bahak System on a stealth mission

An image of Hawke and Dragon Age 2's companions. The text reads 'do you ever look at your friends like "ah yes, I'm so glad these losers are mine".'

An image of Joker sitting in his chair in the Normandy's cockpit. The text reads 'I do fun things all the time, for example, right now I'm sitting'.

An image of Dorian Pavus in Dragon Age Inquistion. The text reads: 'Graduation speech *Points to person*: fuck you *Points to person*: fuck you *Points to person*: fuck you *Points to crush*: fuck me *Points to person*: fuck you *Points to person*: fuck you *Points to person*: fuck you'