BioWare Problems

An image of Varric at the Lighthouse in Dragon Age: The Veilguard with text that reads "If you work from home, you might go multiple days without speaking to another human being, but there are downsides too".

A meme picture of Solas from Dragon Age in a black bob, dressed as Lord Farquaad from Shrek. Text on the picture is a quote from Lord Farquaad saying "Some of you may die but it's a sacrifice I'm willing to make".

Someone said to draw Solas in a bob and well, this happened. Kinda accurate though?🤷‍♀️ #solasdragonage #shrek

An image of Shepard wearing Blood Dragon armour. The text reads "I think it's very nice when you see someone clearly using a Halloween costume as a soft launch for a fetish they've hitherto been slightly too apprehensive to broach with a partner".

An image of werewolves in Dragon Age Origins. A text post reads 'Maybe becoming a werewolf wouldn't fix my mental illness but it would fix my Not Being A Werewolf problem'. This is followed by a reply reading 'Becoming a werewolf would replace most of my immediate problems with brand new, exciting problems.'

An image of Aria during the Omega DLC for Mass Effect 3 with text that reads "When will I get a post about how SHE committed atrocities but SHE'S my special little guy and also SHE looked hot while doing it".

An image of an anguished Anders with text reading "On GOD we gon get you some will to live bro".

An image of Shia LaBeouf grinning enthusiastically and text that reads "My kidnappers after listening to me explain Mass Effect lore for six hours".

October 4, 2005

20 years ago today, BioWare revealed their next-gen RPG 'Project SFX', officially titled Mass Effect at Xbox's X05 event in Amsterdam.

It also gave us our first look at Commander Shepard's original model.

#MassEffect

An image of Morrigan proposing the dark ritual to the Warden in Dragon Age Origins. The text reads 'hello darkness my old friend *with benefits*'.

An image of the Herald of Andraste during the Trespasser DLC for Dragon Age Inquisition with text that reads 'every single day there is something to do & I am sick of it'.

Same, Inquisitor, same

An image of Kai Leng with text reading "when it's canon but it's so stupid that you gaslight yourself into thinking it's not".

This guy breaking into Anderson's apartment to eat cereal

An image of a Reaper landing on Thessia with text that reads "I never want to see another blue person in my life".

An image of Solas in Dragon Age: The Veilguard with text that reads "she knocked that smug look off my face but luckily I was wearing a second, smaller smug look underneath".

starting a gofundme to buy bioware

An image of Shale in Dragon Age Origins with text that reads "why are people outside at the same time as me, it's my turn".

An image of Leandra Amell with Bethany and Hawke. The text reads "I have one intelligent child who is designing a parachute and, putting this as politely as I can, I have another child willing to try the parachute."

Leandra has a lot to put up with

An image of Mordin with text that reads 'he's a 10 but he can't stop performing medical malpractice'.

An image of Commander Shepard waking up after the Lazarus Project with text that reads "Apparently you're supposed to get out of bed EVERY DAY?!?? That seems excessive".

An image of Jack in Mass Effect 2 with text reading '"Those tattoos will be on your body forever" 'Yeah I fucking hope so shits expensive'.

An image of Shepard and Zaeed on his loyalty mission in Mass Effect 2 with text reading "asked a friend to hang out and he said he was in the middle of getting revenge and would be busy with that for the next week".

An image of Shepard at Tali's trail in Mass Effect 2 with text that reads "your honor, what's the wi-fi?"

An image from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia with three people laughing and text that reads 'It's weird because the situation really isn't funny'.

What it feels like playing the Citadel DLC when billions of people are dying

Actors between the first and second seasons of a Netflix show

An image of Traynor on the bridge of the Normandy SR2 with text reading 'Every day I wait for an email that says "you're in BIG trouble and everyone is mad at you".

An image of the Battle of Fort Drakon from Dragon Age Origins.

How I'll describe Covid to my kids when I just spent two years at home playing video games

An image of Commander Shepard in space after the Normandy SR1 is destroyed.

An image of @jdpoc saying "This is why I always get my medical guidance from the 'Loose Women' show.' Followed by a screenshot of Loose Women with a ticker on screen that says 'Could breathing help you live longer?'

They could be onto something

An image of a strained Anders with text that reads "You need to learn to relax or the stress will fucking kill you before the thing that is supposed to kill you gets the chance'.

An image of the Reaper invasion of Earth at the start of Mass Effect 3 with text that reads 'A large group of humans is called a fuck that.'

An image of Iron Bull with text that reads 'TV Pitch: A spiritual successor to Steve Irwin's "Crocodile Hunter" called "Cryptid Hunter" and it's just me traveling around, wrestling Cryptids, and calling them beautiful'.