KENNY! (🏳️‍⚧️)

I mean, that's what he did last year, get really drunk and then crash through the dessert table. Pixie was SO fucking angry she almost beat him into a pulp.

((**uninvited lol ))

ten bucks eric shows up invited and gets so drunk he throws himself into the dessert table while crying.

[SLAMMING HIS HAND ON THE DASHBOARD WHILE HE CACKLES WILDLY, AND THEN LETS OUT A FUCKIN'--]

AWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[Has taken shotgun. ALSO LEANING OUT.]

HEY, STAN! IF YOU PUKE IN THIS TRUCK, YOU'RE WALKING!

I don't get why you think you can hold that over my head. I even said it was BOTH of those reasons.

no, no. it's perfection, babe. doooon't worry. if anyone tries anything, though, call for me, ill come an' rough 'em up.

[Kenny kisses the top of her head, adjusting hands to gently rest in his new letterman jacket's pockets.]

I wanted to make fun of Clyde. This is exactly what he'll look like in 20 years. Like fuckin' Teen Wolf. Lice'll be worth it for the bit.

[Slicking back his hair, for once not doing fingerguns because his twin would see and she'd definitely make fun of him.]

dude, fuck fake fur. . . this shit's hella itchy, man.

[Adjusting his teen wolf make up for tonight's Halloween party. . . ough.]

[Sneaking up on @cryinglilpussy.bsky.social, gently wrapping arms around her waist and placing his head on top of hers.]

hey baby. . .~ you look smokin fuckin hot in your costume~!

bsky.app/profile/teet...

newest new kid has a secret. i bet you can't guess what it is /silly + /lh ))

hell yeah we do.

😔✊

another me but she's transfemme.

god gave us the wrong gender on purpose confirmed.

[Humming "Philistine" as he's working on mending his costume.]

(( but that alien human kite design!!!!!

fair enough. was trying to be silly.

[Shrug.]

god i wish that was me

bsky.app/profile/psi-...

smiles ))

you got it, girl.

(( who wanna write some mfin banter. jazzy i promise ill reply to the fbw stuff soon i just havent eaten and my family is forcing me to wait until dinner. ))

i don't have roblox because my laptop sucks so im playing huniepop.

[Lying. He's playing Fields of Mistria.]

yeah but then youd get arrested for real

agreed.
murderize his ass. he'd probably god-mod, though.

[Guitar practice!]

no problem, stan.

fair enough. i just... if it turns out youre trans like me, i really want to be able to help you because lord knows nobody could help me through transitioning.

. . . [Kenny's calculating.]

well if the urge comes when youre sober or if the thoughts multiply and happen when youre sober...lemme know.

like. how often do you think about it.

yeah but.
how /hard/ do you think about being a girl.