Stan the Man

// i will be in and out im going to be sleeping over at a friends tonight 🫡

[ He snorts, playfully elbowing Kyle right back, ] how much? 'Cause I was gonna place a bet on Tweek.

[ following SO closely after while hiding a yelp when 'potluck' hisses at him, ]

– yeah, hey, Marj!

( I thought the rat was her pet? What happened to it – ? )

( Are we there yet? Dude, it's so cramped. I think an opossum got in here again, )

[ rolling his eyes, he's soon climbing in after kyle, glancing around at the others after he does so.

. . it is SO obvious his costume is last minute as hell. ]

have a girlfriend, barb?

[ lips quirk for a second at the nudge, and as soon as kyle is gone . . he's RUSHING around the room to throw ANYTHING together. uh, cross necklace, lame old beanie from his old goth phase, fake weapons . . yeah, that'll do.

in a flash, he's down the stairs, groaning loudly. ]

don't YOU

( i need new fucking friends dude, )

[ moment? ruined before it can even begin, face contorting into a look of annoyance at the blaring horn. ]

pretty quickly, i think. ( 💢 ) c'mon, let's just go before she gets worse – ,

. . oh. uh.

[ he's queasy. he's totally queasy as he watches kyle brush hair out of his face. ]

i mean. i have, like. a few random things i could throw on, for a vampire hunter costume, i guess.

[ holding back a groan as he turns towards kyle, ]

i was ju – what are you wearing?

[ pausing. trying REALLY hard not to stare too hard ( or blush ). ]

jesus christ dude

temp. pin until i can set up a proper everything lol uhmmm

older au stan marsh. icon is by jazryde on tumblr. yippiieeee! written by jazzy.