Dean Kenneth

Pop-up from the game Outer Worlds 2, offering a character flaw for being a ‘profligate spender’. It reads: THE EARTH DIRECTORATE FOUND A FLAW IN YOU! PROFLIGATE SPENDER! You're not particularly good with money and it has been noticed by your crew. VALERIE has opened a savings account in your name. A portion of acquired bits are automatically stored for later. Each level you receive a dividend of those bits, with larger payouts every 5 levels. At level 30 your account is closed and you receive a payout in full with interest. WARNING: Once selected, Flaws cannot be removed. EFFECTS 75% of all bits received are stored by VALERIE until level 30. Earn 25% of stored bits on level up as interest. Earn an additional 25% interest every 5 levels. At level 30, receive 150% of your total stored bits. O Bits stored Hold X to Accept Hold B to Reject

oh… i appear to have been read for filth…

outer worlds 2, my beloved!!! (i’ve played 11 hours in 2 days, i’m well and truly COOKED)

i’ve got 9 days off work so i started this extended vacation by playing powerwash simulator 2 in the bath with a pumpkin caramel oat iced latte, as one should.

A TV screen showing a loading screen for the game Clair Obscur: Expedition 33, with a PC task bar at the bottom of the screen.

i hardwired my Rog Ally X to my TV so now i can be emotionally devastated on a much larger scale. #clairobscurexpedition33

why did no-one cast carla gugino and oscar isaac as a live action morticia and gomez? they teased me so hard with sucker punch (which i am watching right now and is the basis for this though).

i’ve had two emails today from GP surgeries asking if their patients are on our clinic waiting list, only for me to have to tell them both times that the patients have already had their appointments. you’d think they, i don’t know, might contact the patients to ask them that?

working in cardiology is so funny because tell me how i recognised that i went into tachycardia in a nightclub lmao. i’m fine, by the way, i think it was just alcohol anxiety.

one of my colleagues gave me her family curry recipe and i’m never buying store bought sauce jars again, it SLAPS.

Blissen ACNH Checklist

someone made an incredible spreadsheet for tracking literally everything in the game, and it turns out this was just the kind of collect-a-thon that i've been craving recently (this is my version of the spreadsheet btw if you want to keep up w/ how i'm doing):
docs.google.com/spreadsheets...

restarted my 265 hour animal crossing island - rip to a real one but i needed a fresh start.

so if you’re thinking of buying Criminal Cleaner Simulator, DO NOT. IT’S NOT CRIME SCENE CLEANER.

update to this: the one currently on the PS store is actually a knock-off version of the original PC game 🙃🙃

it has not, in fact, saved me, i’m still struggling today

i wish i’d known that Crime Scene Cleaner was glitchy and full of AI before i’d spent £12 on it 🙃 it was on my wishlist for so long.

save me pepto bismol pepto bismol save me

whew, i almost thought i’d have to sack off playing the sequel!

started playing kingdom come: deliverance. died in jail on the first day, but overall having a great time. bit miffed that you can’t pet any of the dogs though.

i got over this and now i’m just frustrated that i never seem to have enough keys or gems lmao

Three chickens staring at a spigot.

How playing Blue Prince feels

why is Blue Prince so unintentionally scary? i’m nervous at all times, especially during cutscenes.

just watched Finders Keepers on Prime on the recommendation of @bobmort.bsky.social and if you haven’t seen it yet, you MUST. i didn’t expect such wholesomeness in my ‘man accidentally buys another man’s leg and then won’t give it back’ documentary.

put on How It’s Made to try and fall asleep but ended up getting too invested in how things are made.

i didn’t know true self control until i was trying my absolute hardest not to cry laughing at my desk listening to harry hill on off menu doing clarinet impressions.

selling two tickets for Hadestown matinee in dress circle H11 and H12. my dog is unwell and i really can’t be away from him rn. they are reduced view but also it’s the last broadway cast show so worth it, i guess? selling for £50 each.

i can’t believe i’m engaged to Sam Crashing

A selfie of a 32 year old white man wearing a zipped sweater with brown and black triangular designs. The top of his hair has been dyed blonde.

consider this my official petition for phoebe waller-bridge to bring back bbc’s crashing, thank you and goodnight.

no-one but me in the pup in the house tonight, so i'm making us both a spaghetti bolognese (using pup-safe ingredients, obviously).

eating carrots and hummus directly after a chicken caesar salad creates such a weird flavour profile in my mouth. is it the parmesan? i don’t know. whatever it is, i do NOT wike it.

I JUST MET NORBOT!!!!

five minutes into the first episode of the first season of the traitors, and i'm already GASPING. how have i not watched this sooner???