𝘴𝘩𝘢𝘸𝘯 𝘤. 𝘳𝘦𝘦𝘥

how are we all doing today? 😊

18.12.2024 13:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

for freaking real tho

19.11.2024 23:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hi, I’d like to return these turtles. They don’t do karate

13.10.2023 00:49 — 👍 283    🔁 78    💬 9    📌 1

oh hai there i always forget about this place 😂

02.10.2023 21:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You know how when you drop a spoon in the garbage disposal it makes that loud awful clanging grinding noise, that's what it sounds like in my head when a dude starts talking about crypto

07.07.2023 00:32 — 👍 267    🔁 60    💬 6    📌 0

pic of 4 people dressed differently for an event. twitter is a male in a classic suit, bluesky is a woman in a chic suit, threads is a kid who looks dressed for high school and mastodon looks dressed to go wash the car.

the 4 twitters

06.07.2023 01:09 — 👍 2093    🔁 585    💬 58    📌 57

😂 every time, man…

02.07.2023 07:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

very much same. i had JUST bought a permanent account right before the buyout was announced, too. 😡

02.07.2023 01:18 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

adhd today got me like

25.06.2023 19:04 — 👍 449    🔁 81    💬 10    📌 8

What do you call five billionaires at the bottom of the sea? 🌊🧜🏽‍♀️
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A good start.

25.06.2023 00:52 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

ohai! 👋🏻

24.06.2023 17:11 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0