Comedian, father, teacher, male model, proud woke libtard, and inventor of the semicolon. Low tier niche internet celebrity. Kind of a big deal.

Sconnie/Nutmegger. Mom. Wifey. Teacher of Indigenous youth. Public School Board member. West Allis Dem. Stage 4 MBC. UConn sports fanatic.

Double dumb-ass on you. (And so fourth) #AltText enthusiast. Also on mastodon, formerly on twitter. Other similar accounts are not me.

Makes things up. Writes them down. Dreams about growing up but not yet.

Fancy words, witty descriptions, and vintage illustrations to educate and entertain. My Book! https://wwnorton.com/books/9781682687994 Calendars! https://grandiloquent-word-of-the-day-2026-calendars.backerkit.com/hosted_preorders

Maker. Science Communicator. Connector.

He/Him. Dad jokes. Shitty puns.