Kimmy Khaos

Until all the eugenics heat is off of Sydney Sweeney she will be working under the pseudonym "Rachel Hygiene"

*chuckles* you absolute fool. you complete rube. you have brought pee pee to a poo poo fight.

Wow it turns out owning the libs is super duper expensive. Maybe they should consider leasing the libs in the future?

Warner Herzog is David Attenborough's Wario

Kristi Noem is so dog gone tough you guys

Emo stocks are at an All Time Low

I feel like stone cold sober used to mean the most sober a person can be but since the invention of stone cold Steve Austin stone cold sober means like 5-7 beers

I don't hydroplane because the water on the highway knows that I approach it with pure intentions and a positive spirit.

I found the saddest 4 word story

Schrodingers box is when someone asks me if I've had bottom surgery

You ever have someone trying to play hard to get and you don't know how to tell them that they are hard to want?

I may be a part of the problem by building and welding mining dredges but it does feel good to be a part of something.

What a time to be alive

Rip H. P. Lovecraft he would have loved hentai

Born to elf
Forced to dwarf

Furries were invented in 1964 by Johnathan T. Furry when he modified a two person horse costume to be worn by a single person.

And I'll do it again!

The medium is when get a good glide going with your scissors on some wrapping paper

Rokos basilisk is I have no mouth and I must scream for people who thought fight club was deep while also not understanding it

Steven Seagal is the Donald Trump of Hakito

Sodomy is pretty cool I wonder what dope shit Gomorrah had going on.

"Me espresso" is what I have been calling Diarrhea for years I'll see you in court, Sabrina Carpenter.

Anime gives unrealistic expectations of how much blood you can cough up like I can do maybe a pint max

A third hole? In this economy? We have holes at home.

Daddy Freud was all about hot moms and cocaine which is honestly based as hell

Nurse, 50 cc's of texture, stat!

and again we absolutely have to put lithium back in the water

You: old thoughts. Brain all wrinkle.
Me: young thoughts. Brain smooth as egg.

It's not a SEX DOLL it's a SEX ACTION FIGURE it's FOR BOYS

Any machine can be a fuck machine if you fuck machines