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I have no idea I was just so floored that I had no follow-up

28.03.2025 23:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Haven’t stopped thinking about my coworker (28) saying she just learned nuns couldn’t get married since it happened yesterday like yeah girl that’s the whole thing

28.03.2025 22:48 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

YOU GOT ME

28.03.2025 04:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I can’t believe I drafted a tweet SIX MONTHS AGO about getting severed so I can write emails and then they just…made that episode

28.02.2025 21:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m so wrecked about severance that I’m coming here to be annoying too it keeps getting worse the longer I think about it

28.02.2025 05:19 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

🥰🥰🥰🥰 my favesssss

10.02.2025 21:06 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This is giving me something to live for when I go to work on Saturday I’m excited

31.01.2025 07:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Season 2, Episode 1 - Hello, Ms. Cobel Cracking Open the Melon Bar: A Severance Brainrot Podcast · Episode

Our first episode of this season on Cracking Open the Melon Bar: A Severance Brainrot Podcast is up on Spotify! Have a listen, I am proud of it. Naturally spoilers for s2e01 abound. open.spotify.com/episode/0viP...

17.01.2025 14:16 — 👍 12    🔁 4    💬 1    📌 1