jane august

OH MARY ROBBED

Harvey Fierstein should be the next Mary Todd Lincoln

hanging out back-to-back with guy friends that would be ideal boyfriends is kinda painful

It should be illegal for a straight man to send the red heart emoji

Refused to wait in an unreasonably long bar bathroom line so a stranger and I went on a journey to the bar next door to use their bathroom. This is what New York City is all about

That feeling when you’re considering postponing a meeting but they do it first :))

Did h*tler also promise to lower the price of eggs?

As a kid, I always wondered why I was so obsessed Star Wars. I always wondered why it was so important.

As an adult, I get it now. Star Wars at its core is a story about fighting authoritarianism.

I have this series where I’m visiting every museum in New York City

maybe the bluesky folks would be into it

This is from my visit to the New York Sign Museum in Brooklyn in November 2024

Longing for an early morning June commute. I can imagine the ocean air that lingers all the way to my subway station

I don’t want to sound like a hater but getting engaged on Christmas is tacky

Why are we having feelings like it’s 2021?

oh maybe we are so back (emotionally)

Today a boy held my face and told me I was pretty and that’s wild because it was also at work while we were both getting paid

TMZ had me on to discuss my thoughts on the UnitedHealth CEO’s death and the piece I wrote about it: www.usermag.co/p/yes-we-wan...

Unwritten really is one of the best songs

Is she not Galinda in the movie? Every Wicked interview is calling her Glinda and I’m a tad confused

One of the great social joys is creating very platonic and silly friendships with your friends’ partners

Burnout Paradise at St Ann’s Warehouse really is that girl

go see it

finally can live my dream of having my true username bc tw*tter never let me