Thatβs why I only ever cut chilies with a pair of scissors over kitchen paper so I donβt have to touch them. Kitchen scissors then go into the dishwasher and paper towel goes in the bin once Ive put the chilies in the stew.
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Just a surface wound as Monty Pythonβs knights would say
05.02.2026 15:42 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Whatβs the most middle class accident you can have around the home? I have cut my nose while cleaning the bread maker and the lid fell on it. Can you beat that?
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Feel free to use it, although it might upset some peopleβs sensibilities
04.02.2026 21:30 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Yes smashing thank you
04.02.2026 21:01 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
The thing is, I donβt want the heavy commitment of something like a book, but writing the odd overview article, etc. turns out to be quite good fun
04.02.2026 20:57 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
#LTHEChat but itβs difficult to take risks in the current environment of precarity and uncertainty
04.02.2026 20:55 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
#lthechat A6 not top down like a shower or bottom up like a bidet but from all directions at once simultaneously like a Jacuzzi
04.02.2026 20:51 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Thank you Danielle! Having sworn blind that Iβd finished writing about learning and teaching Iβve been doing a couple of things this week thoroughly enjoying it. Itβs being part of the community that does it #LTHEChat
04.02.2026 20:49 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
#lthechat evening all! It looks like a fascinating discussion tonight
04.02.2026 20:01 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
This is brilliant and poignant. Well done the Marsh family. I am so enjoying seeing your family growing up and you have such beautiful voices.
01.02.2026 10:19 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 1
#lthechat Thanks for facilitating a great chat! Good night everyone
28.01.2026 21:02 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0
I used to call it management by cake. Sitting in uni cafes so people could talk to me and I was visible and approachable
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But if you find you were wrong and the plan isnβt working be humble enough to acknowledge it and change
28.01.2026 20:58 β π 3 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0
So few senior managers have training in this area. Decades ago I taught English for Secretaries in FE and learned a lot
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But we never could. Thatβs why we developed sketchy handwriting
28.01.2026 20:56 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Absolutely but it must be genuine rather than performative
28.01.2026 20:53 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
#lthechat A6 absolutely crucial is a sense of mutual trust ( which cannot be commanded and must be earned)
28.01.2026 20:52 β π 6 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0
And having silly contractual limitations for Professional rather than academic staff is particularly fatuous
28.01.2026 20:51 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Now that is an ambitious plan; getting senior managers to work together to create shared priorities. ( I speak as a previous PVC)
28.01.2026 20:50 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0
Thatβs how it used to be when I started in HE
28.01.2026 20:48 β π 3 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0
A5 #lthechat surely huge meetings and cc all emails are the biggest time wasters
28.01.2026 20:47 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0
I used to do this a lot. I called them statement banks at least 40 years ago
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Sounds great! I remember @kaysambell.bsky.social asking ChatGPT to write in the style of Sally Brown and @philrace.bsky.social and it was uncanny how much it sounded like our books
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Thanks again, Sue
21.01.2026 21:01 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Yes, I absolutely love my public lending rights payment. Not the Getty millions, but itβs an assurance that people ask still reading my books.
21.01.2026 21:01 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Oh yes I can concur with that. essays have been dead for 20years
21.01.2026 20:58 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Fascinating point
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