Ashley

COME ON YOU HOUUUUUUNDS

I will never, ever, ever, ever, ever vote for you to keep your job. Fuck you.

I don't ever want to see you cosplaying as a yinzer at an event in Pittsburgh ever again. You don't represent the values of this city and it was a mistake to give you the opportunity to pretend that you do.

Happy Last Drive In Day to all who observe!

Hard agree.

It's a Saturday, but I'm doing my day job on a volunteer basis for our neighborhood civic association. Surprisingly, it's less painful than when I do it for money? Didn't really expect that.

The funny thing is that I'd bet money they're thinking this made them look strong after being embarrassed by Starmer but it did the exact opposite. That was the equivalent of stepping on a rake Sideshow Bob-style and then pissing on yourself as you go down

You know, A LOT about all of this makes me so mad, but one of the big things is that most of my daily life is informed by how desperately I want to avoid coming across as stupid and yet these absolute fucking BUFFOONS obviously live their lives with no such anxiety.

I became a citizen a year ago today and the "against all enemies, both foreign and domestic" part of the oath is hitting especially hard

A "Tarrific! You got what you voted for" sticker added to a sign explaining high prices and egg shortages

Someone beat me to it at our local Giant Eagle

A cold beer on a warm day at PNC Park could (temporarily) heal me

Really dislike all the dumbfucks sitting right behind the American bench

SO BAD. I think it might have interrupted the boos because everyone was so taken aback by it!

Just here to say I will always love Chantal Kreviazuk's version of Leaving On A Jet Plane from the Armageddon soundtrack but I have NO IDEA what happened with O Canada there 😬

A sincere and eternal "fuck you" to John Fetterman. So many gave so much time, money, and energy to help elect that waste of space and it's a goddamn shame. I hope the people of this city allow him zero peace when he shows up to events trying to cosplay as a yinzer because he does not represent us.

It's truly idiotic to buy one of those *anywhere*, but the Jean Coutu in the background tells me this is likely a particularly snowy part of Canada so I can't even begin to understand the thought process here

The new Bridget Jones movie made me cry, in case anyone is wondering how it's going over here

TECHNICALLY I can't lose here, but my Canadian side will always win out when it comes to international hockey competitions

So I'm about 3/4 of the way through Onyx Storm, and it feels like nothing's happened? And it also features one of the worst character names I've ever encountered? 🤷‍♀️

Then you should be totally fine! It's done very artistically. I also hadn't had the exposure to horror that I've had since so I'd likely be okay now!

I haven't seen Fleabag yet but its been on my list for years. I don't think you could go wrong with either!

What's your tolerance for gore (for lack of a better word)? I really liked Hannibal but I remember having appetite issues for the week or so I was binging it lol

What would the Republican budget proposal mean for your Congressional district? Use this tool to see how much the rich will save and how much everyone else will lose.

In PA-17
•Premiums for coverage under ACA could go up by 111% or $2,550.
•84,927 Medicaid recipients are at risk

Said the same thing when we we were going through covid during my 4+ year stint and people were making sheep noises at us after they agreed to mask when buying their tickets to enter our facility

Oh thank god, John Oliver is back this week

The Seal faced seal was and is terrible, but the fleshy cowboy hat is giving me hives

That "hey Drake", with the direct look and smile to camera ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

There's a lot that makes me think we've had a good run and that it's about time for an asteroid-led reset and some of these ads are really contributing to that feeling

Taking the laughs where I can find them. Just now? A "BOO-URNS" license plate

Oh yeah, I know, I live here. I just wanted to make sure nobody thought that Pittsburgh is maga because that's definitely not the case. But yes, the areas outside (which are, unfortunately) are going to be feeling the ripple effects because, despite hating/fearing the city, they all rely on UPMC too