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Devin Nunes’ Fainting Goat

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No one was above the law. Tolerance paradox enjoyer. #Scrotisserie Inventor. Grocery ID marshal. ATX old timer . #NDN #MMIW #AnimalCaucus #NAFO

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In the last two days, Elon Musk and Donald Trump have BOTH endorsed Andrew Cuomo. They are so scared of Zohran Mamdani winning NYC!

They're going to look like shit tomorrow, and do you know why? Because New York City has had enough of Donald Trump Elon Musk and Andrew fucking Cuomo!!

Mamdani 4 NYC

03.11.2025 22:38 — 👍 74    🔁 21    💬 5    📌 0

Texan here - we are over capacity for neck beards and mouth breathers. Perhaps they can move to Idaho?

03.11.2025 21:44 — 👍 11    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0
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03.11.2025 20:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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If you give a moose a muffin…. Imagine how this guy talks about the poor with other entitleds.

02.11.2025 23:18 — 👍 481    🔁 218    💬 82    📌 34

SORTS reports win.

02.11.2025 22:11 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Jesus. Is this real?!

02.11.2025 01:06 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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Family includes everyone! ❤️

17.11.2024 21:40 — 👍 32968    🔁 22206    💬 810    📌 923
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I hate it here.

01.11.2025 19:12 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Well, that made me get misty in public.

30.10.2025 15:53 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Chatbots — LLMs — do not know facts and are not designed to be able to accurately answer factual questions. They are designed to find and mimic patterns of words, probabilistically. When they’re “right” it’s because correct things are often written down, so those patterns are frequent. That’s all.

19.06.2025 11:21 — 👍 36860    🔁 11372    💬 640    📌 963

Is it “trial by combat” a legal thing?

27.10.2025 02:21 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I don't think too many New Yorkers would want him to stay.

27.10.2025 00:46 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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Behold. The Queefer of the House.

27.10.2025 01:15 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’ve seen the photos.

25.10.2025 17:19 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I believe Melanie carries that designation as well.

25.10.2025 16:01 — 👍 81    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0
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Hey NYC
Today is the LAST DAY you can register to vote in the upcoming Mayoral election
Please get it done
Please don't sit this one out!
Raise your beautiful voice!
Register (& check your status) here:
vote.nyc/page/registe...

25.10.2025 13:21 — 👍 19    🔁 16    💬 4    📌 0

Fair point. It is an absolute spectacle to watch someone react to an unexpected train horn - but not our friends. That’s not good

24.10.2025 19:52 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

See the Christofascists will use the whole “God uses imperfect men” argument and roll out Abraham, Moses, Jonah, King David, Rahab …

But if someone they disagree with “sins”, they are lost forever

24.10.2025 19:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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24.10.2025 19:46 — 👍 41    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Makita Air Horn - Portable Drill Air Horn Whether you're using the Makita Air Horn for sporting events, graduations, political conventions, on the job site, or any other outdoor activities, this train horn tool is sure to deliver the loud and...

I bought this and highly recommend it for noisy reasons. (Also fun to keep in your golf bag and hit it in someone’s backswing. )

impacttrainhorns.com/collections/...

24.10.2025 19:11 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I grew up with an evangelical minister father and I’ve been far happier since I excluded all of that bullshit from my life (and ways of viewing the world)

24.10.2025 19:09 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

One rule for the 2nd Amendment, another for all other amendments

24.10.2025 19:07 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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BREAKING: Steve Bannon Says Trump Will Run for a Third Term Oct 23 | Bannon Says Trump Will Run for a Third Term, Federal Agencies Fill with Election Deniers, and ICE Expands Mass Deportations

open.substack.com/pub/centered...

23.10.2025 22:15 — 👍 5    🔁 3    💬 1    📌 0
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23.10.2025 19:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Today, Mike Johnson will keep the House adjourned for the 80th day out of the last 92.

The senate has been working, so this is not about the shutdown.

It is about avoiding a vote to release the Epstein files.

23.10.2025 12:49 — 👍 19009    🔁 6517    💬 667    📌 277

I long for the day when he stops lying.

23.10.2025 00:42 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Caesar’s Palace for the Geezer’s Malice

21.10.2025 22:26 — 👍 19    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

A true shartist

20.10.2025 17:12 — 👍 8    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Instead, he got reelected

20.10.2025 02:34 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I could use a month off.

20.10.2025 01:12 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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