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You know how, in Icelandic sagas, when someone shows up wearing blue clothes, someone else is going to have a bad day? I have long looked for a modern equivalent, and

Panel 1: Shen, cloaked in shadow due to the contrast from the light outside, is kicking a door in so violently that it flies off the hinges. Only his eyes are visible in the shadow. Panel 2: A person as sitting at a laptop, holding a gaming controller connected to it. They have messy hair and dark shadows under their eyes, and are wearing a sweatshirt and sweatpants. Around them are scattered energy drink containers, ramen rontainers, chip bags, and and napkins. There's also a floor mattress. This person is clearly a shut-in. Panel 3: Shen, still mostly cloaked in shadow, points forward at them with a severe expression on his face, saying "you thought you could escape pride month?" Panel 4: Confetti falls as the shut-in (still in sweatshirt/sweatpants), is paraded through the streets on a stage atop a colorful car, as crowds cheer on both sides. Above them are two drones hovering in the air carrying a banner. The banner has the pride flat on it and arrows pointing down at them.

Panel 1: Phone showing a blonde woman in a pink dress and a brown-haired woman in a black tank-top are doing the "pocky challenge," where two people eat two sides of a pocky stick until they kiss. It's showing step 1, where the brown-haired woman is just holding it in her mouth. Panel 2: A finger comes into view and scrolls down to step 2, where they are now kissing. Panel 3: Lilith is revealed to be the one looking at the phone, but not the one holding it. Panel 4: Ana is revealed to be the one holding it, showing the pocky challenge to Lilith, and she has a full sized French baguette in her mouth.

"Did Dr. Eggman repeatedly campaign on his plan to take over the world and reshape it into a robotic utopia in his image? Sure. But how was I supposed to know that he was serious about it?"

One thing I find striking about the gender breakdown is that the cities disproportionately favored by women tend to be the ones that right-wing media depicts as deadly warzones, too dangerous to visit for even the manliest warfighters.

Paramedic is such a cool term. It sounds like they know how to do some Constantine shit

Homer Simpson…welcome to having a Bluesky account

remember how in Meet The Pyro he wasn't seeing the war but babies and hearts and rainbows? This video is that but for a drone strike operator

Listen, I had to.

Steinbeck, Grapes of Wrath

Writing that still plays the soul, a hundred years after

The words i write are of fleeting relevance, important only for that moment in time

Not like these people, whose words travel out of time and place, to anyone who wants to really see

To dodge federal rule, immigrants moved from Florida jails — and sometimes moved right back Four Guatemalan siblings, detained as undocumented immigrants after a traffic stop, spent several days last week at the Orange County Jail before being picked up in a van and driven around for hour…

“Prisoners suspected of being in this country illegally have been picked up at the Orange County Jail, driven around for hours — then returned to the jail with a new inmate number and a re-set on the time they can be held in local custody.”

Dave Matthews Band bus incident Article Talk Dave Matthews Band's tour bus stopping at the Kinzie Street Bridge to empty its blackwater tank On August 8, 2004, a tour bus belonging to Dave Matthews Band dumped an estimated 800 pounds (360 kg) of human waste from the bus's blackwater tank through the Kinzie Street Bridge in Chicago onto an open-top passenger sightseeing boat sailing in the Chicago River below. The incident became popularly known as the Dave Matthews Band incident! or Poopgate. 2]

Happy 21st anniversary to the Dave Matthews Band poop incident en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dave_Ma...

This rocks. It looks like a version of Myst that only Bill Maher can play. It looks like Joe Camel's house if Joe Camel was a real guy.

today in making the burning of the hirschfeld institute library great again

Improving Oversight of Federal Grantmaking By the authority vested in me as President by the Constitution and the laws of the United States of America, and to improve the process of Federal

“Discretionary awards shall not be used to fund, promote, encourage, subsidize, or facilitate … denial by the grant recipient of the sex binary in humans or the notion that sex is a chosen or mutable characteristic”

TL;dr grants to be denied to entities who acknowledge the existence of trans people

making donut

Bring back the snail-dog-horse-knights with soft chaotic rainbow fringes!

Bring back the Borgesian grocery store of gentle nightmares, shelves stacked & receding in directions that would make Escher dizzy!

We were cruel then, but we take it back.
Can't we please have the little cozy madness again?

A crude drawing by reddit user MetalGearTom of Anne Shirley from Anne of Green Gables breaking a chalk slate over the head of Frieza from Dragonball Z

Wonderful things are happening in the Anne of Green Gables subreddit

Good morning Bluesky !

A book titled "Outdoor Pigs: How to Make them Pay."

those damned outdoor pigs can't keep getting away with this

who up girlrotting in their girlbed, girlthinking about girlproblems they can't girlsolve

A man walking in the country while looking at his phone. Behind him is a heard of goats. He has no idea. The text reads: Are you unwittingly leading a heard of goats? Put your phone away! Distracted walking sends people to the ER every year. Who knows what kind of power a human being leading goats can amass. We don't even want to think about it.

Is this you

it's really, really not great that one of the leading job search platforms in the country has a profitable revenue stream convincing employers they don't need to invest in training or development programs and can just rely on monetized off-the-shelf garbage subscriptions

star wars style worldbuilding is the enemy to be avoided at all costs IMO. Retrofitting endless monospecies stereotypes out of background details- this creature design was smoking a hookah? That's a Hookahrian. They smoke hookahs every day. They come from Hookahpolis.

yes, but also if there are happy things you want to post this is your encouragement to do so

Watchdog Group Downgrades U.S. From Democracy To Whatever Political System Lobsters Have

Watchdog Group Downgrades U.S. From Democracy To Whatever Political System Lobsters Have theonion.com/watchdo...

DOCTOR: We need to talk about your blood sugar

ME: I’m all ears dollface

HIM: Get out

I oiled the spoon and wooden plate I carved~ freaking love working with my hands!

i dunno man, yeah, his magic pipe led all the rats out of the village, that was crazy, but it probably can't do anything but that right? only affect rats, only takes them out. i'm pretty sure we can stiff this guy and not have to worry about any blowback ever.

We lost something as a society when we stopped playing Rock Band at parties