Bingus Khan, of the Golden Horde

puttign u in my mouth and chewyijg

thank u

gups u

oughhgg goobnight
:3

oughh

i did have deep dish for dinner

i'm not beating da allegations.,,

i'm beign attavked

yippeeee

what da

does anyone want to come pet me

it was i tgink

Screenshot of Pokemon Snap. Oak says "Remember, ICE agents are not your friends. Tell them to go fuck themselves." which is wild to find on an N64 Cart...

I was just trying to play some Pokemon Snap...

WAIT GOTH PEOPLE ARE REAL????

MY FRIEND PUFF IS DEATHLY ALLERGIC TO GOTH BAD BITCHES, DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES SLIDE INTO HER DMS IF YOU ARE MORTICIA ADDAMS OR ADULT CHRISTINA RICCI AS WEDNESDAY CODDED OR ELSE SHE WILL DIE OF RELIGIOUS ECSTASY AND ASCEND BODILY TO GOTH GF HEAVEN

bsky.app/profile/uncl...

yeag lmao let me find it

posting something like this was exactly what made emilia slide into my dms so i believe in u bestie :3

I absolutely HATE when women wear black lipstick and dark make-up. whatever you do, do NOT semd me pictures OF YOURSELVES or other BEAUTIFUL WOMEN in BLACK LIPSTICK!!!!!! 😡

i watched a video once where a lesbian was talking about what would happen if she did women’s wrestling and she said “dont blame me if there’s a wet spot on the mat” and i think that applies here

I'm a communist in the sense that I'm communing daily with the aliens beyond the pale skies

acab includes people who say “SEIZE HIM”

Preview of news program with title "who should be fed chair?"

Nobody. I do not think you can eat chair

a lot of animals engage in one-off interspecies banging, its just nature

so its not INCONCEIVABLE that tom and jerry

waow

tgank u :3

jar jar bingus

Bugs Bunny dresses up as a Goth Girl with thick mascara, black tank top, ankh necklace, mesh sleeves. She says "eh... time to evade murder by using gender tricks, Doc." She goes up to Elmer Fudd, who says "wow, you are the most beautiful woman I've ever seen." Elmer then sheepishly asks "so... how big is it?" Bugs' ears go down and she looks horrified.

tgank u.,,

REAL