Can we as a species just... evolve retractable boobs?
I'd like to be able to put them away at bed time so I can be comfortable lmfao
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Can we as a species just... evolve retractable boobs?
I'd like to be able to put them away at bed time so I can be comfortable lmfao
A sketch of a busty woman looking tired saying, "But I'm tired.. and my boobs are weighing me down..."
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#art #oc
BlueSky has invented a new form of ban where they ban you but itβs not a ban so you canβt appeal it because you havenβt been banned even though youβre banned.
21.02.2026 18:29 β π 1751 π 816 π¬ 24 π 10If you see this, post a monster
22.02.2026 06:38 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Three-panel comic of a board room meeting with a cat having been photoshopped in for the head of the board: Panel 1: A black and white cat has its front two paws on a board room table as itβs exclaiming, βmeow meow mreoow meow meow meow,β to the other board members. Panel 2: A masc board member states, βMore food for you, yes,β as a femme board member next to him declares, βOf course you can have more snacks!β A bored-looking masc at the end of the table, leaning his head against his left hand says, βI think youβre fed enough.β Panel 3: A split-scene of a close-up of the cat looking angry against a red background above a close-up of the bored masc person who said the cat was being fed enough, all off to the left of a distant view of an office building that has a broken window several floors up as the masc person who said the cat is fed enough has been tossed through it.
21.02.2026 14:00 β π 1037 π 169 π¬ 16 π 6Clarifying this was link's awakening dx, for the Gameboy color.
22.02.2026 05:44 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Image of manes
#hourly #guara https://api.tinyfox.dev/hourly/manes/photo_1634@23-09-2019_22-11-33.jpg
21.02.2026 02:00 β π 31 π 12 π¬ 1 π 0Link's awakening followed closely by ages and seasons. I was mostly a handheld Nintendo consumer.
22.02.2026 05:26 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0To double check that people are like, actually dignifying it with an application? π
22.02.2026 05:00 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This trend of people getting mad when they ask their SO "Would you punch me for a billion dollars?" and then get a yes are ridiculous.
I just told my husband I would punch *him* for declining to punch me for anything 5k+ π€£
@jayyakamii - new political strategy just dropped - @reddcinema - tiawanese parliament member reportedly stole a bill and ran away with it to stop it from being passed [pic of news and guy running with papers and file]
I would watch C-SPAN if we adopted this strategy
21.02.2026 19:57 β π 57 π 8 π¬ 7 π 0my heart
is an intersection
of bright boundaries
but the crosswalk lines
have all faded
to grey
#poetry
Image of Yeens
#hourly #yeen https://api.tinyfox.dev/hourly/Yeens/15766250420_2f64f61131_c.jpg
21.02.2026 20:00 β π 50 π 11 π¬ 0 π 0The tunnel vision's
caving in - clarity's light
fading out to black
#poetry #poetrycommunity
#haiku
A page from a book of poetry titled βsearching for myselfβ: be yourself so the people looking for you can find you
Be genuine
21.02.2026 13:34 β π 1581 π 593 π¬ 10 π 16Ok, I have something serious to say.
All y'all light flow girlies can suck my cock.
My name is Ennui and this has been my TED Talk.
My husband's family is very much a military family.
We don't always agree on certain topics.
Regardless, telling people they will be punished for injury and/or illness, many of which are acquired via active duty, is a gross way to treat people.
So glad this didn't get through.
Man kingdom hearts has gotta be like 1 of 2-3 childhood games that I went back to and was like "Wow this is literally *just* as good as I remember it."
21.02.2026 15:06 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Do I have things to do?
yes.
Did a package arrive with the holy grail of stims, bubble wrap?
also yes.
Bill Bramhall cartoon.
19.02.2026 00:21 β π 8325 π 2236 π¬ 117 π 109When i say i feel like barbie, i don't mean i look like her... i mean my hips make a clicking sound when i stand up too.
19.02.2026 20:15 β π 104 π 16 π¬ 1 π 1My only bullying experiences were in k-8 thankfully.
Things got to a breaking point and one day I swung first. Caught a suspension for it but it was worth the peace.
Shitty achievement unlocked. π€·ββοΈ
oh, my darling
you ache to bloom
but todayβs light
is so very harsh
itβs okay to wait
for the rays of
a gentler sun
#poetry
Some kids are "funny" like that. (Read: have awful role models and influences)
I was like 12 when my peers started calling me a dyke, like 2-3 years before I was safe enough to even conceptualize that part of my sexuality for myself.
This local Wolfdog joined an Olympic ski event and triggered the finish-line camera. This is Nazgul. He snuck into a cross-country skiing sprint this morning and raced the homestretch with some competitors before being escorted home. 14/10 someone get him a medal
18.02.2026 17:48 β π 23589 π 5049 π¬ 484 π 641Oh, my goodness, this is a huge breakthrough in cancer research. This is another example of why it is crucially important to fund basic scientific research.
Scientists Discover How To βSwitch Offβ Cancer Genes for Good share.google/WFhMJP5m3AK4...
One of the best things in life is when people surprise you with their kindness. β€
16.02.2026 15:32 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0These platforms are not our friends.
#RadioFreeAmerica
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