bob

I'm too slack to bother with that ;)

its not even butter. there is more spread on the outsides.

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Manager: "What's this milestone 'Living on a prayer' ?"
Me: "That's the documentation deliverable."
Manager: "What's the status of that?"
Me: "We're halfway there"
Manager: "Why is progress so slow?"
Me: "You fired Tommy"
Manager: "So?"
Me: "Tommy used to work on the docs"

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our hotbox composter is the highest I've seen it so far

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gotta a love a "power event" that causes a clients DNS to break.

https://totaluptimestatus.com/incidents/297540#activity-id-609608

s3 bucket versioning is great an all but im not sure we need 1 Tb of objects for what is only 2.2 Gb of data we never look at.

Waves — Susie Losch

the tetrapods look so sad when they deflate. https://www.susielosch.com/work/waves
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if you want to see what I post on mastodon I've set the bridgy thing up. @bob.mastodon.me.uk.ap.brid.gy

beef and ox tripe #TripeOfTheDay

For lunch today I had beef and ox #tripe slices in chilli oil #TripeOfTheDay
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welcome to the club.

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We are happy to announce that #DevOpsDays London 2025 is happening.
The dates are Sept 23rd and 24th 2025
The location is the Sir Alexander Fleming Building at Imperial College
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