Niall (Hunting The Beast Of Bodmin)

Look at my butler dawg im not going to the ball

im on bluesky right now no word of a lie

we're back on here

Agadoo has a RYM rating of 1.47/5

I own the local landfill and you wouldn't believe how many free labubus I receive each month.

Apparently 3 labubus just did 6 7 at the mcdonalds drivethru. I'll keep you updated as more info comes in.

this is fucking sick. exactly the type of humour i'm into

9 day wait this time apparently :(

Going for a few KM's on the Asexual Sybian (exercise bike)

some times it feels like trump is voldamork.

im pregnant and i eat hella tylenol idgaf

every single username i've ever heard of has chimed in on todays news within minutes. only kwebbelkop, drewissharing and barnacules nerdgasm are yet to comment

the day the celebs stood still

Dr. Oetker only lived to 56.... That shit doesn't work!

best ever

I swear thats my butler???? who gave him twitter wtf

My £10,000 gold labubu just bit a kid while I was taking it for a walk, the vet is refusing to put it down as it's deemed "too rare to die"

since i was bit by a feral labubu i can feel myself changing and my humanity is definitely fading...

Sent Bluesky my passport so I can see all the posts on here in accordance with UK law and the staff have been making cruel memes out of my passport photo in the style of Bad Luck Brian

Without passive income, I am just a stupid cunt.

This site is seriously dick riding Twitter's style!

RT if you agree with either or both of these

Just got out of the quicksand pit I've been stuck in for 6 months but rest assured I was thinking about BlueSky the whole time. I would never forget about this shit!

I have no idea hahaha is he in that line of work now

we're out there if you look hard enough

bluesky wrapped just told me im the only cunt to ever send a 'skeet' using the dvorak keyboard layout

got his forgiveness at the very least

I'm such an idiot I just begged Santa for forgiveness on my deathbed 🤦‍♂️

is it true that this site is full of atheist grinches?

A quick glance at Deadpool and Dave Chappelle is all Mangione needed in these times

just went gentle into that good night and it was literally fine