Hallie Cross

Oh sorry, this was my screen time 😅

Yeah literally this has been how crazy life has been. Just know, whatever comes my way, I will always come back 😆

You flirt 😘❤️

Listen - there's more 😅 more stuff has happened.

I'm a week late to this but ahhhh hi! This is so freaking cute!!! ❤️❤️❤️

👀 I would 😘😘😘

Welp I apprently got all hyped up for a rushed 2 minute quickie that was so clinical and transactional you couldn't tell the difference between that mediocre fuck and a clipboard. Fuck sake man... I just want some good sex. 😮‍💨

Rode my bike 2 miles for condoms ☠️

Bed made, next to get size large condoms! 👀 #safesex #onlyfans

Well come here babes 😘💗

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH ME TOO, ME TOO

The way I need to be repeating this to myself like a mantra 😆

Unfortunately no - they all left too quickly and I didn't even get her name 😅

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Like... and she was in a black bodycon dress in heels walking through the cemetery. I... I...

I kind of want to find her again 🥰

One pretty dark haired girl pipes up, and says "yup! Hey is that for me?" Joking and pointing to my leftovers.

Me: do you want some?
She looks stunned lol
Me: do you want some fries?
Her: are we in love? Does everyone else see the chemistry here?
Me: absolutely, here have some

I would 😏

They emerge from the cemetery onto the sidewalk ahead of me, and as I come up upon them, I realize it's a pack of drunk college students. I go "good evening - were yall ghost hunting?"...

Picture this: I am walking home from braums (because stove broken), and I am passing a cemetery near my house. Up ahead I see at least 5 or 6 tall dark figures walking in a spooky pack formation through the graveyard - they move in sync, almost like they are floating through the headstones..

Despite shattering my stovetop, it's been an absolutely wonderful day. I got recertified in cpr and first aid, I finished a 10 hour training module for work, I did not entirely lose my shit with the stove incident, and I met some interesting characters on a late night walk.

Details: I was trying to hang something above my stove, standing on my chair to do so. I couldn't reach, so I put my knee on the stovetop and promptly fell in. I am uninjured, probably due to wearing thick jeans. This could have been a hell of a lot worse. Lesson learned - be careful out there yall.

Does it count as a rapture if my soul leaves my body, ascending to the heavens, as I fall into my stovetop? Asking for a friend.

Also,
Motherfu-

There is definitely more nuance to this and I encourage exploration of it to see where you fall! (Although there's not a lot of terms for sensuality rn, I'm thinking of coining some).

That's a very narrowed version of it but yeah, essentially. There is a lot of variation between these and you also have to take into account aspec attraction for these different types- what you are and aren't comfortable with.

Now, obviously, there's more to it than that, but yeah! More or less! I literally cannot distinguish platonic attraction from romantic (due to neurodivergence), and find expectations of romance unsettling and uncomfortable. #queer #queerporn #queersexworker #onlyfans #queeridentities

Yes 🥰

Nope 🏹

Got one! I am abrosexual! 🍉 now romantic orientation 👀

They both start with A

They both start with A