The greed they talk about in the bible:

Life heard you say you like spending time with your friends and went “Say less, OG.” LMAO

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Hope they’re okay

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Please and thank you

In case no one’s told you, you’re doin great. And if they have, I add my voice to the choir

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Casting Bless, Guidance, Heroism, and Bardic Inspiration on you

I know it’s just your body getting getting used to it, but the fact that medicine can make someone feel sick pretty fucking funny. Hope you feel better soon, though.❤️❤️❤️

Can’t be too careful lol

I CANNOT die to a Magik wearing this (I absolutely will lmao)

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I believe in you🩷🩷🩷

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You gonna hate me for this one…

The Loner or Seer psyker from Darktide

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Holy shit, your onto something!

-She says with her hawk best friend following her every step of the way lol

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Aunt really rage-baited both her siblings in the same conversation LMAO

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So it tasted like unfiltered water? Interesting

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Do not surrender the throne without a fight. Do not go quietly.⚔️

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“Terrible individual” and it’s a woman who goes above and beyond for her family.

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DOUBLE NAT 20!!!