Peter The Apostle

84-year-old man falls from cross during crucifixion reenactment in Weston An 84-year-old man was critically injured after falling from a cross during a crucifixion reenactment in Weston on Good Friday.

Take it from someone who knows - the whole reason he died on the cross is so you wouldn’t have to 🤦 www.wdtv.com/2025/04/21/8...

Happy day after day after Easter, bitches #happyeaster

Be the kind of citizen that makes your chickenshit GOP rep end their town hall early.

Download your Social Security statement.

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File your taxes ASAP.

This saith the Lord.

Facts.

Be good stewards of your outrage. Thus saith the Rock.

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Christian Nationalism has officially entered the building. And he sounds bored.

I can think of a few others that Jesus actually said something about…

Ditto. I’d also add, don’t sign on unless you reeeeeeaaally feel you can walk on water.

Reason #5 that Christian Nationalism is not Christian: the former is about the love of power. The latter is about the power of love. The two ain’t the same, bucko. #ChristianNationalism

Reason #4 that Christian Nationalism is not Christian: I had personal experience with two of the three members of the Trinity and these ain’t them.

A quote after my own heart.

Reason #3 that Christian Nationalism is not Christian: a bunch of privileged white people trying to play the victim? Nope nope nope.

Brought some Dagobah swamp mud for the newborn king, did I. Great for the skin, it is.

“Naat Twi-tr”

For the record, Jesus hates shit like this. He told me last night over beers. Only way to impact the world in his name, he told me sipping his IPA, is to treat others like he did. If you feel the solution is to mandate faithfulness, you’re making it all about you. #ThusSaysTheLord #BeersWithJC

Reason #2 that we know Christian Nationalism is not Christian: Jesus never sought allegiance with the State. In fact, the State had him executed so….. 🤔

Reason #1 that we know Christian Nationalism is not Christian:
The “Nationalism” part.

Guarantee when these idiots were kids they raided their families’ pantries of all the chips, retreated to one guy’s tree fort and taped a sign to the door that read, “KEP OWT”

BREAKING NEWS: Harold, the 13th disciple, reportedly ran off with the sixth loaf of bread. Jesus still managed to feed the crowd with the five left over, because Jesus.

This > “Sin-burn is prevented by Son Screen” 🤦🏽‍♂️

Never will forget Jesus throwing a surprise birthday party for Bartholomew, complete with those candles you can’t blow out. Thaddeus thought it was the cast-out demon at work. #GoodTimes #HappyBirthdayDude #ToxicMasculinityMakesYouSayCrazyShit

Stop making it hard on yourselves and everyone else - just love everybody and act like you love them. Jesus said to so…..

It’s okay, he and his parents had to flee the country anyway. #JesusWasAnUndoccumentedImmigrant

Rumor has it that to secure DJT’s nod for HHS Secretary, RFK Jr. had to agree to star in the upcoming documentary “Super Super Size Me.”

Pray up, people. 🙏

Although I’ll say this: your pumpkin spice lattes in this year of our Lord are spectacular.

Benefits of resurfacing 2000 years after Jesus’ time to comment on the dangers of any religion getting in bed with the world’s greatest power as it’s in slow decline - same content, different name. #historyisprecedent