Dopey

I wouldn’t buy that…. But only because we already have a phone desk that we’re not exactly sure what to do with.
You should totally have one too!

They are so good live.

I think it's fair to say I attempt to do too many home projects as DIY, but it doesn't help that when I finally do hire a professional to do something, they do a profoundly shit job.

What if someone was sick of watching the country fall down a fascism-hole had like 3 edibles and watched Cowboy BeBop all night?
Asking for... everyone

Everyone should just say, "Abraham Lincoln! He was a Republican... right?"

Dear god that’s it! And when something happens that requires him being an actual mayor, it turns into a scene from Galaxy Quest or The Three Amigos and he gets that panicked look like, “… but I’m only an actor PLAYING a mayor.”

Overheard: “You look better in death”
(They were talking about a flower)

You two loving each other makes me so happy.

Ok. I’m not saying the country turning into a fascist state is messing with my head or anything, but I after washing my hands I went to the automatic towel dispenser and when it didn’t spit out anything I very briefly worried that I didn’t exist.

I ask myself this so often. I just don't understand.

I don’t know if this is quite what you’re looking for but figured I’d share anyway.

www.bikemn.org/were-hiring-...

I can’t agree with this post enough!!!

I was just thinking about the few years when Bluetooth was new and you got to guess if the person walking down the street was on a phone call or hallucinating.

TFW You’re nearly out of your adhd meds so you put off taking it in the morning in case you decide to save it for another day and then forget altogether and half way through the day are trying to figure out why you are so distracted.

That came make for a loud bottom bracket.

It’s silly to buy a tub of Swedish bearing grease just because it’s kind of an amazing neon green and you see it on all sorts of videos and new bottom brackets.
Right?
I mean, too bad because I already bought some.

Picture of four sets of acrylic fake human teeth laid out on a table.

NO! YOU WATCHED A BUNCH OF @peculiarlyashley.bsky.social VIDEOS AND THEN BOUGHT FOUR SETS OF FAKE TEETH!

It always shocks and saddens me how often modern anti-trans rhetoric is word for word the same as anti-integration rhetoric of the past.
Hell, this statement could be about sharing a bathroom with people of color. That is why it’s important to shut this shit down.

I have a sneaking suspicion that my basement is wet. (Not a euphemism)

How is it that leg drops looked SO COOL when I was like.. 8 and so sad now?

I wonder what they’d say about the centrifuge I sort of accidentally stole from the U and used to keep my phone in for a year.

Dehumidifier and fans.
And a wet/dry vac for when it’s really wet. (Which has already happened a few times this summer, but oddly, not last night)

Yoda

from https://www.tumblr.com/murderpod-diaries Murderbot lying on a reclining chair, Bharadwaj sits on another chair beside it, writing in an open notebook. Caption below: Therapist: and what do we say when people ask us about ourselves Murderbot: I have to check the perimeter Therapist: no

You’re a winner in our hearts!

Someone else’s. Always someone else’s rights are the ones they’re ready to give away.

Wow! I’m not entirely surprised, but that is impressive.

Well, that sure was 10 hours over two day of driving through Wisconsin.
Related: 94 is a horror show of dear animals right now.

I was thinking about sending you the news report but didn’t want to be the bearer of bad news.

I have opinions! (I took a Franklin class a long time ago. Before they combined with Covey)
Some of the original concepts are pretty good, but they've basically been an MLM for a long time now.
But tl;dr... yes. They are creepy.