E-Speed

Staring at my wall asking “are we cooked chat?”

[image of real-life beekeeper costume and a detail from a painting by Peter Brueghel the Elder]

one thing I respect about medieval beekeepers is their total commitment to looking like Doctor Who villains

democrats love to go “we need to have a bigger tent!” and they don’t mean leftists or queer people what they mean is a rich guy who wants to destroy all democracy and replace it with technocracies

Good for you bitch

dont listen to anyone who uses chatgpt, full stop. using it is deciding to willingly give up your critical thinking skills in exchange for having a program tell you mostly false info about anything you ask it. anyone making that choice cannot be trusted to know anything at all

I just default to “this mix?” And swap between a grimace or a thumbs up + a nod

That’s BADASS

probably my favorite pope post of this pope cycle

misa the fashion queen

Golden Vista

Portland Oregon. Where trans women get called out for booking a benefit show for a trans woman with a lineup of all transfem musicians because… there’s another show with trans girls in it happening the same night?????

Corniest city to ever exist

Pogo is standing in the swamp collecting littler, and saying “We have met the enemy and he is us.”

Walt Kelly’s Pogo poster for the inaugural #EarthDay on April 22, 1970.

I’m no longer participating in “leftist infighting” or whatever. I’m just calling you a stupid bitch and moving on with my life.

me: *posts about firearms, a normal hobby i enjoy within the confines of the law*
some of you in the replies: "ah yes, guns. the things for criminals. its very cool that you are a gun criminal. allow me to imply all the laws i assume you are breaking or are planning to break by being a gun criminal"

The profit margin on electricity prices can be as high as 92% That means for every $1 you spend on your power, the company is paying 8c in electricity and making 92c profits. Thanks John Key for partly privatising our electricity sector.

despite the constant hum of transphobia thats only gotten louder in the last 10 years, it does bring me some joy knowing that there are men out there staring at my beautiful, soft, perky, perfectly shaped breasts in a bra, and are unable to think about anything except men

waitress dog

>opens Bluesky
>immeadietely sees pregnancy fetish art

Ok gang

My son is on the spectrum
He earns 6 figures as a water treatment executive in the oil & gas industry
He pays more taxes than Jeff Bezos
He has been with his fiance for a decade
He teaches his niece & nephew to play baseball, auto repair, & applications of physics
Fuck you Brain worm heroin addict

Uh oh undertale angst #undertale #animation #art

it’s genuinely so funny that america voted in trump and almost immediately were like “we are doomed”. perhaps the dumbest country out there right now

Candle Wraith

French press?

Yea I need a French girl to press her asshole on my face what of it?

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