Moisha Lipshitz

YouTube video by Twin Cities Gay Scene Moisha is back and has a chat with the Legendary Electra!

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Saw a store that has a sign that reads,
"We treat you like family!"
Yup, NOT going in there.

Today, I’m going to give it my almost.

They thought I said “I was interesting”
I actually said “I was into RESTING!”

Never thrust anyone that can spell g̶̶o̶n̶o̶r̶i̶a̶ gonorrhea without looking it up.

If you can’t handle me at my worst, just remember that I handle me at my worst and THAT makes me stronger than you.

Picture a game show called “Are You Hot Enough to Act Like That?”
I am the host and the answer is ‘no’.

What’s the first thing you notice about a man as he approaches you?
-For me, it’s the audacity!

Trump blames Ukraine for starting the war the way a rapist blames his victim for looking too sexy.

I can't do this anymore.
I mean I can,
I just need to overreact first,
so I can focus.

I didn't realize I was supposed to know how to do everything by my second rodeo.
That's still a very low number of rodeos.

Maybe, just once, someone will call me Ma’am;
without adding,
“You're making a scene."

Me: At a certain time in a relationship, you get to
a point, where you've seen your partner's butthole more than they have themselves, & there's something beautiful in that.
Rabbi : The groom has also chosen to write his own vows…

You'll grow wondering if you ever deserve love, but one day you'll meet someone who loves you, & you'll be able to accept yourself. Then, once they get to know you, they'll find you unbearable & leave, but the important thing is to stay hydrated.

I woke up tired about 10 years ago and have never fully recovered since.

I didn't GIVE
you the finger-
you worked very hard to get it.

Does eating an entire tube of Pringles while sitting alone in bed on a Friday night count as 'living my best life' ? -because I'm running out of ideas here.