DINI THE PSYCHEDELIC @joedini

Yea, the original Muppet show was great. The reboot looks amazing as well.

31.01.2026 10:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The answer is they prefer the old models.

31.01.2026 10:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

You got an excuse, today is a general strike against ICE

30.01.2026 12:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a cartoon robot is flying in the sky with the word superman written on it . ALT: a cartoon robot is flying in the sky with the word superman written on it .

30.01.2026 12:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Sinuses: Unclog me!

Me: Here, try Vicks!

Sinuses: IT BEGINS!

26.01.2026 16:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

“Make my hair blue, like the tears of a waterfall.” -Devi

26.01.2026 15:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Trump’s back at the podium with a stack of papers like he’s hosting “Deal or No Deal: Greenland Edition.” Says it’d take a week to list his wins. Europe: “Bro, stop trying to buy Denmark.” Trump: “Tariffs till you sell me an ice cube.”

20.01.2026 19:49 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Trump trying to annex Greenland because Denmark (sorry, Norway?) wouldn’t give him a Nobel Peace Prize is the most divorced-from-reality side quest in American history. Congress is just NPC dialogue at this point. #RepublicanCongress

20.01.2026 14:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Trump texting Norway like “no Nobel, no peace” and then threatening to annex Greenland is peak 2026 energy. Man’s playing Risk on Bluetooth mode from the White House.

19.01.2026 15:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Denmark: “chill Saturday ahead.”
Trump: “I’m annexing Greenland.”
Danes: protesting.
NATO: deploying.
Americans: googling “where is Greenland.”
2026’s main storyline is literally Risk (Arctic Edition)

17.01.2026 15:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

A glass of wine tonight will make this worthwile

16.01.2026 22:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Vibe: I’m hungry, FEED ME

16.01.2026 03:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I asked 2025 for a refund and it sent back a participation trophy, three expired coupons, and a strongly worded memo. Enjoy your chaos, I’m off to nap like a suspiciously well-rested raccoon.

20.12.2025 13:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

With this economy, I couldn’t afford any hugs due to skinflation

01.12.2025 23:49 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yea, I support women’s soccer #USWNT #Italy

01.12.2025 23:11 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

3 cheeses

29.11.2025 20:53 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

4 lbs of cheese for 2 lbs of pasta

29.11.2025 20:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Italian Mac n Cheese going in the oven

29.11.2025 20:07 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Me flirting: I play Jazz Fusion music while cooking pasta

26.11.2025 01:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Pikmin 4 gave us the Zohran Mamdani update and it feels amazing!

21.11.2025 03:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

And the dark chocolate moon as it shines

17.11.2025 04:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

To go to a dark chocolate beach

17.11.2025 04:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

And a dark chocolate car to drive in

17.11.2025 03:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

And a dark chocolate table to eat and drink on

17.11.2025 03:55 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

And dark chocolate spoons to eat it wirh

17.11.2025 03:54 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

And a dark chocolate bowl to eat it in

17.11.2025 03:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

A dark chocolate cake

17.11.2025 02:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Here, have some chocolate while you think about it

17.11.2025 02:28 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

No in-between!

17.11.2025 02:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

This is either character development or a Pulitzer‑winning skeet, no in‑between.

17.11.2025 02:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

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