Carissa

these people were supposed to be the cream of the crop of the industry, btw

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to have an affair with one longshot presidential candidate twice your age that you’re profiling may be regarded as a misfortune; to have two looks like carelessness

Mark Sanford, former Governor of South Carolina

Could just as easily be satire as reality:
"He was a famous politician, 32 years older than Olivia...But more importantly, he was a presidential candidate, a source, and the subject of Olivia’s recent profile for New York....Olivia is sleeping with Mark Sanford.”

www.telos.news/p/part-1-how...

The wheels are coming off.

In 2028 I will vote for whoever will send Stephen Miller to The Hague.

Imagine escaping the literal Nazis, making it to America, living three quarters of a century there making your life, and then this:

Chip in to support Kat Abughazaleh! Show your support with a contribution.

Support your favorite grassroots-powered demon by chipping in $7 to my possessed campaign: secure.actblue.com/donate/abu-b...

Absolute derangement

Elizabeth Warren has urged Harvard to oust Larry Summers after revelations that he solicited advice from Jeffrey Epstein on how to abuse his position and coerce his mentee to have sex with him.

www.thecrimson.com/article/2025...

SNAP is a lifeline for workers in low-wage jobs.

Meanwhile, CEOs are paid 280x as much as the typical worker.

Don’t be angry at workers for using food stamps.

Be angry at the corporations paying them so little that they need them.

Hahaha wow, what a bunch of losers.

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First off, my suspension has ended. Got a little harsh with a post a few days ago but I didn’t have my feet on the ground and I’m sorry if I offended anyone. Will try to be more chipper. Knock on wood!

Mamdani's NYC Can't Afford NYPD Commissioner Tisch With ICE on its way, how can we expect an ICE collaborator to protect New Yorkers? Here's a compromise: make Tisch sanitation commissioner again

If you're interested in the debate about whether Zohran Mamdani should keep Jessica Tisch as police commissioner — and in the future of policing in New York City — this @attackerman.bsky.social piece is very much worth a read.

www.forever-wars.com/mamdanis-nyc...

No one is above the law. Off to jail, ICE. A 45-year-old Riverside County man, identified as an agent with U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement, has been arrested for allegedly detaining a minor at gunpoint while off duty.

DHS: “We’re targeting criminals”

Proceeds to raid churches, hospitals and grocery stores in Charlotte.

MTG is a political opportunist who senses an opportunity and this opportunity could damage and possibly end maga and that’s why it’s important that Dems use her signature on the discharge petition, etc.

"The worm doesn't make me eat dead rats. I was doing that before the worm," he purred at me like one of the diseased cats that would follow him around whenever he had a dead rat in his pocket that he was saving for later. He really liked eating them. He coughed and it sounded like a lawnmower hitting a sprinkler head. His leathery skin crackled in the evening sun. He had to leave tonight - he was speaking at a conference for people who think medicine turns you gay. Sometimes when he was away I would rub an old catcher's mitt up and down my legs and pretend he was giving me a massage. - excerpt from “I Don't Know Why He Sounds Like That: My Disgusting Affair with RFK Jr” by Olivia Nuzzi

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Ben Collins, from ‘The Onion’: ‘The powerful have a revenge fantasy, it’s the revenge of the dorks’ The CEO of the leading US satirical website explains what to do when reality is crazy, and how he is trying to buy the website of a famous conspiracy theorist

I love and admire Ben for many reasons, and one of them is how perfectly he is able to distill the pathetic-ness of the right and instill hope and solidarity in everyone else around him.

Anyway, go read his interview with the biggest Spanish newspaper here: english.elpais.com/technology/2...

Frog put the cookies in a box. “There,” he said. “Now we will not eat any more cookies.”

“But we can open the box,” said Toad.

“That is true,” said Frog.

Krob @kkristenrob when you’re a 22 year old teacher sleeping with a 16 year old student (even if they weren’t your student), that is inherently predatory and cannot be consensual Christopher Aldana @chrisaldanaLLC There was no coercion, force, or lascivious intent in my case. Consent was never in dispute under Virginia law. My charge came from a violated supervisory boundary, not anything predatory. I’m simply asking for the tier classification to match federal recommendations.

His twitter seems locked now and he seems to have deleted the fuck out of that post but this remained. This seems like not a good person

epstein emails released and everyone coming out as a pedophile to defend donald trump

Repost this everywhere you’re active on social media. Send to your friends and family who aren’t.

Alice Wong, a woman in a wheelchair with dark hair, poses in a pink and orange outfit and berry lipstick. A headline reads: "Alice Wong, Writer and Relentless Advocate for Disability Rights, Dies at 51." Photo via John D. and Catherine T. MacArthur Foundation.

Alice Wong, a writer and activist who was born with muscular dystrophy and who fought relentlessly for equal rights and access for people with disabilities, died on Friday. She was 51. nyti.ms/4r9WqEr

An unhinged Republican just tried to ambush me with holy water?? Bc I am “demonic” and “possessed”?????

So that video will also be on stream tonight lmao

NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.

Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.

Not for nothing, all my Chicago group chats are asking how to help Charlotte.