i realized one reason bluesky is so cozy, theres no ads at all. really going to suck when this place inevitably starts putting ads everywhere. i wish we could live in an internet where zero ads is possible
26.07.2023 13:20 โ ๐ 3911 ๐ 492 ๐ฌ 213 ๐ 68
no offense to anyone migrating but instagram threads sounds like it's for normal people who are well adjusted and i couldn't be further from that
06.07.2023 13:41 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
Bluesky is for people who are terminally online in the โitโs ya boy tarantula dickโ sort of way while Threads is for people who are terminally online in the โeverything in my life is Contentโ sort of way
06.07.2023 01:59 โ ๐ 6096 ๐ 1554 ๐ฌ 72 ๐ 137
Mulholland Drive themed blowjob
05.07.2023 15:11 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
followers!!! followers!!! my kingdom for 1500 followers!!!!!!
05.07.2023 15:11 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
this site has the vibe of a bunch of teenagers hanging out at a petrol station at 3am after a party
04.07.2023 00:47 โ ๐ 7 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
very good
04.07.2023 00:41 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
i like this app, but wish it could be more dedicated to enjoying posts from my favorite actor, Jeremy Renner, and celebrating his achievements every Rennsday with sweepstakes and exclusive Renner content
03.07.2023 14:52 โ ๐ 1816 ๐ 256 ๐ฌ 41 ๐ 18
honestly it's pretty funny that bluesky's layout is 100% identical to twitter. there's gotta be some kind of law against this
03.07.2023 19:45 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
part of me hopes bluesky doesn't fully take off and remains this cool niche site for all my twitter mutuals, but another part of me is praying it blows up and becomes the new Twitter just to annoy Elon
03.07.2023 19:43 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Four panels from an infamous interview, woman holds microphone up to a man speaking
Panel 1: "I live in constant fear of the western descent towards fascism"
Panel 2: "But i digress..."
Panel 3: "The club is bumping, the ladies look good, the alcohol is flowing"
Panel 4: "There is much pain in the world but not in this room"
How it feels to check bluesky
03.07.2023 14:01 โ ๐ 1383 ๐ 344 ๐ฌ 10 ๐ 6
am i the first person to post this on bluesky
03.07.2023 14:29 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
once successful twitter posters flopping on bluesky
02.07.2023 07:12 โ ๐ 43 ๐ 2 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0
hi cloudy!
02.07.2023 19:50 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
i know lynch intended to make a movie, and that's what he claims it as, but as it stands the return fundamentally follows the tv show format. the roadhouse performances over the credits at the end of each ep feel utterly vital to the experience, and that's something only a tv show can accomplish.
02.07.2023 14:50 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
NOOOOO TURN TWITTER BACK ON I WAS A NICHE INTERNET MICROCELEBRITY
01.07.2023 20:51 โ ๐ 4640 ๐ 716 ๐ฌ 67 ๐ 64
When the twitter mutual doesn't follow you back here
01.07.2023 21:35 โ ๐ 8954 ๐ 2397 ๐ฌ 115 ๐ 206
Elon Musk on The Simpsons coming out of a spaceship. Dialogue
Elon: Hello, I'm elon musk
Homer: Die!
Homer was so real for this
02.07.2023 02:01 โ ๐ 1545 ๐ 322 ๐ฌ 6 ๐ 6
well it's separated into 18 episodes that all have an intro and cut to credits so I think that counts
02.07.2023 08:36 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
ill fight to the death for this belief
02.07.2023 01:50 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
1500 twitter followers means nothing to me anymore 38 bluesky followers is roughly equivalent to God
02.07.2023 01:48 โ ๐ 7 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
If I crawled my way up from irrelevancy to relative obscurity on one platform I can do it again
01.07.2023 23:19 โ ๐ 387 ๐ 69 ๐ฌ 10 ๐ 24
this feels appropriate
01.07.2023 21:17 โ ๐ 6 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
it's really funny that bluesky already has spam accounts. like how did they even get on here lmao
01.07.2023 20:01 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
twin peaks the return is whatever i want it to be
01.07.2023 20:00 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
twin peaks the return is a tv show
01.07.2023 19:56 โ ๐ 7 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
film bluesky hasn't really taken off yet... i'm gonna be the pioneer and be the first guy to start some annoying discourse.
01.07.2023 19:55 โ ๐ 6 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
just realised ive been on bluesky a couple weeks now and have never skeeted even once. so hey folks, this is my first skeet
12.06.2023 20:06 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
In the mass surveillance state, we are all camgirls
19.05.2023 18:41 โ ๐ 238 ๐ 60 ๐ฌ 21 ๐ 6
great game! pay your writers first though jimmy!
18.05.2023 09:43 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
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