🎃 Josh-O-Lantern 🎃

Will Poulter attacking JoBeth Williams in the 1982 film Will Poultergeist

About to watch Will Poultergeist (1982, dir. Tobe Spielberg) with the lady

Get their fuckin asses

Re-added pants to the rotation after lacking em for a few years and they're game changers

I'm aiming for that Nobel Corner Piece Prize; they always have the most frosting 😋😋😋

Unfortunate about Leto. Literally avoiding it because of him, regardless of its quality.

So cool that whenever someone asks the president, “did you eat the Lindbergh baby” he’s like, “no but I’d be allowed to, I have the right to, I might do it later”

Two things suck at Bikini Beach: the waves and, well...

of the moral conundrums you will be presented with, as an adult, "stop buying these specific children's toys" is like. the easiest possible

Aw man this would be sick :(

What you dont like CDBoy or...alcohol shaker man?

I want the uncle frank extended universe :(

Jared Letsgoaway

in rocky horror they really sell you on how incredible and orgasmic the time warp is right before revealing that it's like babys first line dance

Hellbound kinda rips

I wanted a followup to Legacy so badly, but because of the Leto of it all, I'm not going to see this :(

I knew my lady was Da One when she wanted to watch all the Mission Impossibleses with me :)

When you find The One at least you'll know

Invite over to watch Halloween Ends

Only one kid has seen Batman 89 and they gave the opening of MI3 a 4/10

About to go teach a lesson about First Lines, their function, and their desired outcome. Yes, I did find a way to integrate the opening to Batman 89 (and its novelization) and Mission: Impossible 3's opening. You know, for multimedia engagement purposes.

This is my favorite one :)

Maybe we can have a section for the Rocky Rococo Fake Poster Gallery, as well

Oh he did namesearch and block me for this by the way

Aw shoot, Olmec is Hosting tonight too. Get ready for some history lessons...

As you wish...

[A name tag materializes on his keratin thorax, reading "Hello, my name is...Joe Brandon"]

What do you think? Sick, huh?

My name? It's uh...Ebil. Ebil Genieman, yes.

andrew divoff as his human form in wishmaster

the titular wishmaster from wishmaster, in his weird, alien-bug djinn glory

i could be your angle 😇
or your debil 😈