Lada Barracks

Maybe the upside down was the friends we made along the way

The year is 2030, Ireland has been raining for 4 years now. Every house now has riparian entertainment

Least those razor sharp fast windmill blades aren't killing those birds anymore. We know how much trump cares about the birds

Shame nobody told him their of the Aves type and not Homo sapians

Lock up your vinegar chippers, im getting a take away

Why does everything have a summit or a con

Maybe they onto something, thats why im proud to announce the DontBeADickheadCon / DontBeADickheadSummit coming soon to every place on Earth

Join the movement today

#DontBeADickhead

My manager said the team should all meet up...for a dinner...like a fucking psychopath

Honestly who puts 3 snakes at the top row, pure evil

Snakes and ladders should be banned, been playing over an hour now

Billy Joel could release every week a "We didn't start the fire" at this rate

#LastWeekTonight
@lastweektonight.com

New Amsterdam be all like

Docker: This patient needs to be in a pressurized environment, there is no place on Earth that has this specific requirement they need

Then the episode ends with the patient on a rocket shit going to the Internation Space Station

Introducing a remake of the famous movie "The Running Man" but this time based in Ireland

Movie is just about a guy having to run everywhere due to shit infrastructure

I've never been wrong in my life

I mean I thought I was wrong once, but I was mistaken

You know, If there was ever a biopic for Harry Enfield it be played by Daniel Radcliffe

Them: How could we have known?

Me: Good sir, the writing is on the wall written in shit

Won't somebody please think of The Ton

Got fired from netflix marketing department. They did not like my season 4 of Bridgerton promo

"If the glove does not fit, then...."

He will flop tomorrow after flipping today

Bear poop is the surprise ingredient in this new beer for the Super Bowl The new beer will be available February 8 at the Super Bowl Players Tailgate in Santa Clara, California

I mean I heared people say eat shit before but never drink shit

www.independent.co.uk/life-style/b...

Me: Went to the doctors and and he just have me some hocus pocus crap

Friend: Which doctor?

Me: No a normal one

Me screaming by waterfall

Me: You see son, if we are near loud noises, the monsters wont be able to hear us

Son: Dad why dont we move here then

Me: Don't be Ben Afflect Armageddoning me boy

I'm so happy

#TraitorsUK

Crisp flavours be like "Slow cooked honey glazed ham with parsley sauce" and it just tastes like smokey bacon

The year is 2027, Iceland is invaded because Trump is angry that JD Vance got the toy from kellogg's rice krispies

#ThisIsPoliticsNow

As us Europeans finished work for the day, its now time for the orange man to just start fucking shit up

There is gonna be so much "but I was just following orders" or "What could I have done, he would of gone after me" and "I'm just a single politician, what can I do"

I hate those times were you read something and laugh thinking thats good satire only to find out its real

Probably a word for it

You know, I have to say it, I want the traitors to win, I love Rachel and Stephen

#TraitorsUK

Didn't expect to die in a Greenland bunker in 2026

Dammit Gerard Butler

Beatings and tariffs will continue until morale improves...

Currently suffering from bad sinus infection

Can someone tell me about the rabbits again?