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Pediatrist waiting room:
Me: [chanting] feet, feet
Other patients: feet, FEET
Secretary: [Pounding her clipboard] FEET, FEET, FEET!

When it comes to mobilizing supporters, I want to say two words, just two words:

Beto O'Rourke.

And he lost to Ted Cruz.

Whoever wins will be running against either John Cornyn or Ken Paxton.

This was when beats were introduced, correct? I do like that system for experience gain.

Goku: I understand now. If it weren't for Freezer, you wouldn't be evil.

Vegeta: Oh, no. I'd definitely still be evil. If this situation were reversed, this conversation would never have happened. You'd be dead, and I'd be laughing. (laughs weakly) Oh, it hurts to laugh.

Credit: TeamFourStar

When you've found a winning formula, you've found a winning formula.

Man, there are real angels out there who dedicate their lives and time to making explicit racists realize the guy or gal speaking to them don't line up with their prejudices.

I am not one of those people. I'm more on the side that society should make it clear that their behavior is not tolerated.

That's not mine...
One receipt for custom condoms signed by...Donald J. Trump.

No REALLY, that's not my bag baby...
One Book: 'Custom Condoms and the Surprisingly Young Ladies I Prefer, this is my bag...baby' by Donald J. Trump.

YouTube video by MLB Cookie Monster sings Take Me Out to the Ball Game at Cubs game!

Cookie Monster leading a stadium in song is delightfully wholesome.

You should maybe not jump into a moving vehicle that you have no control over?

Threatening to shoot someone driving the car you are an unrestrained passenger in is an A+ negotiating strategy.

6YO's school did a lesson on ancient Mesopotamia and lightly touched on Gilgamesh. For his daily reading, I started reading the actual epic to him.

The ancient authors knew their audience. Lots of boning, epic fights, and hanging out with your best bud. Just like in Mass Effect.

A squirrel in motion tends to stay in motion. A squirrel at rest tends to stay at rest.

Well, the White House correspondents get to say "Leavitt said X, which goes against Y" or "Trump say Y, which contradicts Z"

The value in the lies they get from the administration is when their coworkers in the studio get to take the lie apart and show why it is a lie.

That reporter just lost their spot and possibly their job for not having a spot.

To speak to Ken's point, our celebrations will be loud and public. And MAGA will absolutely hate us for it.

I can't do it with an American accent. In discussion of the Primarchs, I need to be in either a low or high English accent.

But not in Cockney. Cockney is reserved for...other uses.

a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a desk . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a desk .

[At work]: BREAKING: PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP DIES ON TOILET.

Think they should follow Jake Tapper's term 1 response and boot him from the network as a spaz that is only interested in insulting them and spreading lies.

Kinda feel like 'don't hold a vote you won't win', At the same time, if there is a vote, all Democrats should vote to impeach. Not sure who they think they are scoring points with by voting present.

Halligan then dropped to her knees and, rending her hair, bemoaned the fakade that her life had become.

I can't believe that prostitute survived the Labyrinth! [21]
I can't believe that prostitute stole my Nissan Stanza...[RR]

a man in a blue plaid shirt looks at clothes hanging on a rack Alt: Henchmen 21, the Bringer of War

Datty dat, dat dat dat
Datty dat, dat dat dat
[Raymond Romano] Daaaaaaaaah dat dah!

I guess I'll go to YouTube for quality amateur* content and Disney + for AI generated crap and AAA premium family friendly movies and tv shows.

*Content creators operating for 10-20 years.

a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a table with papers . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a table with papers .

Disney when any part of Disney ages into the public domain: [queue Oh Fortuna]

Disney when voluntarily submitting their intellectual property to rule 34:

Jesus Christ.

I feel like you could honestly answer these questions?

Where is Antifa headquartered?
-Antifa is a decentralized movement without a central headquarters.

How many members are there?
-No idea. See first answer.

It just gets sticky with the natural follow-up "why then are they a leading threat?"

Aieyah. My condolences to you and yours. That's awful news.

Mr. Cruz, has Mr. Trump returned the spine he tore from your back at the 2016 RNC? Or does he still keep it on his mantle?

Milu, did anything of note happen in Tiananmen Square on June 3, 1989?

-Nothing of note happened on that date. China welcomes your future visits.

Perjury means nothing when neither Congress nor the DOJ will demand your prosecution or follow through on any such request.