Figgy peeks out from behind a thick trunk in the tree.
Figgy wants to
Be like me
He wants to clime
Each ebery twee
He climes up fast
He climes up hi
He gets all tangled
Den he cwy
#CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #HeMakeWebWifLeash #MamaUntangleHim #DenHeSingHappySong #DereBeAPoopyOnDaFlorDisMorning #INotDiddedIt
18.10.2025 15:55 β π 250 π 16 π¬ 16 π 0
Cheddar sticks his head inside the gap under the concrete steps. His head cannot be seen but his shoulders and rear end are fully visible.
Dere be gap under da step
I kwall to look inside
I makes shur dere be no zoms
Dat go in dere to hide
I twies go in but I cannot
My mussles, dey not fit
Chek agen so I make shur
Dere be no zoms in it
#CheddarPoetry #ChekkingForZoms #FiggyNotFitEderEbenThoHeLiddle
17.10.2025 15:49 β π 296 π 24 π¬ 20 π 0
Ordering at the drive-thruβ¦
17.10.2025 15:22 β π 902 π 84 π¬ 27 π 8
YouTube video by Pets4all
Winnie is locked in π
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17.10.2025 14:48 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I just found out that the planet of transformation (Pluto) has just gone direct - so that's a good thing!
17.10.2025 14:00 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Steve just came up with a business idea so brilliant heβs been admiring himself in the mirror for the past hour.
17.10.2025 09:06 β π 763 π 36 π¬ 21 π 4
I want that job! π₯°
17.10.2025 13:55 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
A baby donkey sits in a persons lap
A baby donkey lolls his head on a personβs arm while she cradles him
thereβs a farmer on tiktok whose job it is to socialize baby mini donkeys so they become accustomed to being around peopleπ
17.10.2025 10:28 β π 378 π 51 π¬ 14 π 7
You can't park there, Steve!
17.10.2025 12:25 β π 590 π 32 π¬ 28 π 3
Steve is outside in the garden moaning about something. I've no idea what about because I've shut the window.
17.10.2025 13:31 β π 675 π 36 π¬ 20 π 2
16.10.2025 20:28 β π 416 π 42 π¬ 8 π 2
One mini donk boy having a nice lie down, another mini donk in the background chewing a stick
Mini donks!
#FarmLife #MiniDonks #LittleFarm
16.10.2025 03:50 β π 996 π 84 π¬ 23 π 7
YouTube video by William Dawson
October 14, 2025
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16.10.2025 17:40 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
For once, Steve didn't go out to the pub last night. He has no hangover and everyone is having a nice day.
16.10.2025 08:34 β π 825 π 55 π¬ 22 π 2
Closeup of Cheddar's face as he snuggles with his mama.
As mama werks on pooter
I climes up onto her lap
I snuggles in da blanky
And I falls asleep to nap
I dweams of fiting zombees
Firs I rawrr and den I purr
All da wile da mama gently
Pets my soft wite fur
#CheddarPoetry #CuddlesWifMama #IBeSoftAndFurroshis
16.10.2025 15:53 β π 264 π 15 π¬ 11 π 0
The beer garden's defences are holding. For now.
15.10.2025 21:23 β π 771 π 50 π¬ 12 π 2
Figgy stands in a tree, with his front arms on one trunk and his legs on another trunk.
Silly Figgy in da twee
Da one he not supposed to be
He clime up hi, he look down lo
Wen mama call, mor hi he go
He on his leash and he get cot
He tangil up himself a lot
But mama weach and she unhook
He clime agen for better look
#CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #HeNotLissenGood
15.10.2025 15:56 β π 246 π 14 π¬ 20 π 0
Today, Steve is hard at work, helping to clean the kitchen. He's suggesting I use him as a mop.
15.10.2025 18:17 β π 934 π 57 π¬ 23 π 5
YouTube video by RHINO
Lou Gramm - Midnight Blue (Official Music Video)
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15.10.2025 13:53 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Steve and Brad are on a sightseeing tour of all the pubs theyβve been banned from. Seeing as that is pretty much all of them, it's going to be a long day.
15.10.2025 12:36 β π 571 π 33 π¬ 11 π 1
YouTube video by So Adorable
These cat have their special way to get home π₯° #shorts #cat #catlovers
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www.youtube.com/shorts/Y6nhg...
14.10.2025 22:09 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
YouTube video by Fifty Shades of Tired
I need more than I ever say #quotes #quotesaboutlife #motivation #shorts
www.youtube.com/shorts/FqJAr...
14.10.2025 19:58 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
π€£π₯° Every time I see this video, it reminds me of all the Japanese monster movies I love! π₯°π€£
14.10.2025 19:09 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Cheddar sits, looking up at the camera, licking his lips.
I has turgy
I wants mor
I lik my lips
And den I RAWRR
For I is Cheds
And I needs meats
Or I will pounce
And bite yor feets!
#Cheddarpoetry #Turgy #GibMeNow #IWantsMor #FiggyWantsSumToo #HeCanHabSum #ButIGetsMor #HeJusBaby #IBeBigBoyWarryer
14.10.2025 15:55 β π 264 π 22 π¬ 10 π 0
14.10.2025 18:14 β π 880 π 62 π¬ 16 π 3
YouTube video by Codex Projects
FUNNIEST cat videos EVER!! ππ
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14.10.2025 19:03 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I have Celiac disease and a bunch of food allergies, so eating, for me, is like playing russian roulette. Lately, I've been struggling with symptoms, and nothing helped. Last night, out of desperation, I tried something no one has ever suggested and finally got real relief... fucking Pepto Bismol! π
14.10.2025 15:23 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
YouTube video by Fifty Shades of Tired
Losing people who failed to value me was never a loss #quotes #quotesaboutlife #motivation #shorts
www.youtube.com/shorts/5aGiG...
14.10.2025 15:08 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Steve is not in a sharing mood today.
14.10.2025 11:26 β π 804 π 53 π¬ 23 π 3