Cheddar

Mama put wong pikchur.

Rear view of Cheddar as he walks through the catnip.

Figgy cach a hopper
And he pik it up to play
But wen he stop and put it down
Da hopper hopped away

Figgy singed a song of sad
He looky all awound
Den finally, so happyly
Da hopper, it be found!

#CheddarPoetry #Gwassyhopper #FiggyPutHimInHisTummy #KWUNCH!

Ingots harness but pikchur hide it.

Figgy under da shwub. Him too skared to moob I finks.

Cheddar lays in the grass. His head is tilted back and his mouth is wide open, making it look like he's roaring towards the sky.

Dark clowds fwom afar
Wumble and gwumble
I sits in da gwass
Ware it be all kool

Da clowds rawrr at me
So I rawrr rite back
I not had a skared
Of silly blu clowds

Da clowds, dey not like dis
Da clowds, dey get mad
So loud dey klap bak
I runs inside fast

#Clowds #Funder #INotSkared

Mama werky on it a liddle. I dunno why her not werky mor on it.

Down da rode. Da hydwant maked it.

Cheddar lies in the grass and washes his face with his paw.

Da hot be so hot
Fwom sunbeam, I hide
In shade, on da gwass
I's melty outside

Likking my paw
I washy my face
So sleepy I feel
In my westing place

#CheddarPoetry #SunbeamTooHot #ItMakesMeSleepy

Ok. Pwomise?

It start at hydwant. Dat wat mama sed. It ware I not allowed to go. I cud see it go sploosh.

Figgy come see but him not dwink. Jus me dwink.

I not wants to ded yoo!

Cheddar crouches low on the sidewalk and drinks from a river of water flowing down the road.

Water makes a wibber
And da wibber starts to gro
I come and wach da wibber
And to find out ware it go

I tuch da wibber wif my tung
So kool, I has a dwink
Dis wibber, it be nummy
It be better den da sink!

#CheddarPoetry #Wibber #MamaPuttedHerFeetsInWibberAfter #MamaSilly

Why she tie wormy wif stwing?

Dey not nummy but I dunno why figgy not twy to nom da wormy jus to see.

I not like wormys eder.

Who dat be? She hab wormy fwends too?

Figgy sits and looks down towards an earthworm on the sidewalk with a curious expression.

Da Figgy found a wormy
He kwouched down low to see
He sed hallo to wormy
He not shur wat it be

He gib da wormy kisses
He pat it on da hed
He ses good bye to wormy
And not eat him all ded

#CheddarPoetry #IHasTastedWormysFweeTimes #DeyNotBeryNummy #DeyTasteLikeDirt

Figgy get sum too.

It not but I wants cheezcake!

Nummyer den kwooton!

Cheddar takes a bite of a piece of palmier pastry that his mama is holding in her hand. Figgy sits nearby, looking on with a sad expression.

Mama gots a nummy tweat
I come lots fast, I wants to eat
Da Fig come too, he wants to see
I ses to Fig, it jus for me

Mama ses it be for share
But I wants all and dat not fair
Da Fig has peese, mine gos in tum
I asks for mor cuz it be yum

#CheddarPoetry #Pawmeeyay #Yummy

Oh!!!! Dere toona in it!!

I get anubber one??

Kwunchy like da kwunchy big fwends.

I be big,not liddle.

It taste like kwunchy bwed.

Oh. I neber heared dat befor.

Sum bugs harder and kwunchyer,like gwassyhoppers. But udder bugs softer and not kwunchy like kwooton.

It not funny. It nummy!