Cheddar

Cheddar sits and looks up at the camera with an innocent yet proud expression on his face.

Figgy, he be bad boy
He jump inside da sheet
As da mama sleeping
He go attak her feet

I pounce him on da bed top
We wessles on da flor
We makes a bunch of noyz
Den I chase him out da dor

#CheddarPoetry #FiggyBad #IBeGood #IProtekDaMamaFwomFiggyFootMonster #MamaGotUpRiteAfter

It bery nummy!

I finks so.

fank yoo!

Mama ses cuz socky needs to gane wate and she not eats enuff and socky likes da baby noms so she gets lots baby noms.

Cheddar licks a spoon with his long tongue.

Socky, she gets speshil noms
It kitten food for her
Wen da mama serbs da Sock
I come and start to purr

Wubbing stwong on mama's leg
I chirp eksitedly
Making shur she not forget
Da spoon gets likked by me

#CheddarPoetry #SockySesSheDaBaby #IKleenDaSpoonForMama #IGoodHalper #FiggyTwiedToFotoBumMe

fank yoo!

chikken flayber.

Cheddar, on the left, sits with his head tilted back. His mouth is wide open as he goes to eat a treat being held by his mama's hand. Figgy sits facing Cheddar, smelling the treat.

In mama's hand, dere be a tweat
Eksited lots I be
Opening my mouff all big
I ses dis tweat for me!

#CheddarPoetry #Tweat #ItGoInMyMouff #FiggyGetTweatToo #IPurrLoud #IWantsMor

Yaa. Mama fart all da time.

no sawsij.

Mama dos!

I dunno how dey do dat.

Why not?

Cheddar stands, facing rightward, with his head facing the camera. He has big eyes and he is somewhat sticking out his bum.

Bumbum blaster
Cheeky skweek
A poot or toot
A stinky leak

To cut da cheez
And den sum mor
Jus turn and let
Yor bumbum RAWRR!

#CheddarPoetry #FartDay #Stinkys #MamaGoodAtDaTooting #FiggyNotNoesHowToToot #IMakedLotsStinkysWenIWasBaby #INotFartNoMor

She steel noms? Dat not nice!

I not. I looky agen all ober!

Mama let me and him outside wif her.

yaa.

I not finks da birdies sawed him.

Figgy stands on a branch in the cedar tree. He is peering upwards with big eyes.

Figgy in da twee
Figgy in da twee
Waching all da birdies
And singing ee ee eeee

And wen da Fig is done
To da dor he run
Dats Figgy
Dats Figgy in da
Twee twee twee twee
Twee twee twee twee

#CheddarSong #CheddarParrydee #SillyFiggy #HeDiggyInDaMudToo #DenHeGetMudOnFlorAndBlanky

Yaa. Dey also steels noms too!

Him not noes how to fite zombees, eben tho I keep twying to teech him. He jus likes sord.

Dere no blowy tho.

I go inside if I gets cold.

She sed I only eber wite for a monff wen it wite outside. Da west of year I gots paynt.

Mama let me be nakey. Nakey fun!

Almost!!

I proteks da Figgy. He not warryer at all.

Cheddar walks towards the camera with a serious expression. His tail is straight up, with a small curl at the end. The ground is snowy, with grass exposed in the spot where he is walking.

I is nakey
On pawtrol
I look for paynt
So I can roll

But it all frozed
No paynt for me
All kleen and wite
Is wat I be

#CheddarPoetry #FwozedPaynt #NoFair #FiggyComeOutsideToo #HeTwyDiggyHoles #HeRunnedFwomMamaAndGotInTrubble #IComeWenMamaCallMe #IGoodBoy