Cheddar

Mama hab it by pooter but den she take it to her room and den I go inside it and sed it mine.

I hopes yoo likes it!

Da postman come and we say "YAY"!
We got our callyders today.
We look at pics and say"Ha Ha"
We WUBS our friends from Canada

Cheddar pweez tell da Mama what an exquisite job she did on callyder.
She work so hard.

Yayyy!!

Cheddar peeks out from inside a white and teal blanket. His eyes are slightly squinty as he peers slightly to the left.

In blanky I hide
Mama noes I inside
She unwaps me jus to say hai

I purrs as she see
Dat inside it jus me
Den hiding agen I ses bye

#CheddarPoetry #HidingInDaBlanky #MamaGoedAww #INotLikedBeingDisturded

My callyder: fartycheddarcat.etsy.com

Gonzo nice fwend. Socky ses it called da runs but mama ses not to call dem dat .

No. I dunno why mama not put any.

Him jus wach.

Him like da moozik and da hoomins singing.

Eli the orange and white cat is sitting in his bed, his brand new 2026 calendar from Cheddar the cat is next to him.

Lookit! Lookit!!! Mine callyder frum Cheddy @fartycheddarcat.bsky.social iss hear! Itis hear!!!! Yaasssss! Itis blirriant, yoo shoud gett wun. Iff Cheddy self enuff hims mumm sed hims wil gett a HOLE HAMM!!!!

Yayyy! Yoo gotted it!!!

Figgy sits and closely watches a video playing on a computer screen.

On da pooter, moozik plays
Dere's viddyo on skween
Figgy gos to take a look
As mama werks to kleen

Waching close and waching long
Wif kurryosity
Figgy luvs da moozik show
As he sits close to see

#CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #HeLuvsMoozikViddyos #HeWachForLongTime #IHalpMamaKleen

I noed it not zombee. I twying to twik da figgy!

It twik!

Mama skweek but figgy not get in trubble.

Dat a funny word!

Cheddar lies on a blue blanket, looking all innocent and calm as he looks slightly off to the left.

Beddytime, but I is wake
Sum trubble fun is wat I make
I wessles Fig upon da bed
I bites his nek, he bop my hed

We roll awound and den we run
Da Fig and me, we has such fun!
To has a sleep, da mama not
Cuz all in me, a wild I got

#CheddarPoetry #INotMeanToKeepMamaWaked

Dem lots big words.

He needs praktis.

I twikky him.

Figgy sits tall on the bed, looking up at the camera with an innocent expression

Me and Fig be on da bed
Wen mama moobs her feet
I ses Figgy, dat a zom!
Go get it under sheet!

Figgy looks, all kurryus
Until I turn to say
Dat mama's feet, dey taste like chips!
He bite dem rite away

#CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #FiggyWeallyLikesChips #FiggyWakeDaMama #IJusWach

Birdies be outside. Mama ses dey not for inside.

I sorwy I skared yoo!

Yaa but he still baby.

Mama ses he bigger den me but he not.

I shur cuz I pikked mine first.

Yaa!

Socky has speshil tweats and noms cuz she fin. She gets baby kitten noms too. We not allowed any cuz it socky's.

Figgy, Chewy, Socky, and Cheddar sit beside their bowls together, eating their breakfast.

We all gets up, we sits in line
I piks da bestest bol for mine
We eats our bwekky, one by one
And fill our tummys til we done

#CheddarPoetry #AllOfUsTogeber

My callyder: fartycheddarcat.etsy.com

I can share! But chewy not like hams and figgy only gets small peese cuz he small .