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Jordan S. Jones

@jordansjones.bsky.social

Principal Software Engineer for a Java based company in Utah (not anymore). I'd rather be programming C#. Sometimes I play video games on @thefatastronaut.bsky.social Only I would be dumb enough to try and own my thoughts.

28 Followers  |  167 Following  |  14 Posts  |  Joined: 11.12.2023  |  1.8319

Latest posts by jordansjones.bsky.social on Bluesky

Hypnotoad 10 hours
YouTube video by TehN1ppe Hypnotoad 10 hours

If not, this might: youtu.be/zHU2RlSCdxU?...

20.08.2025 20:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Bag Raiders - Shooting Stars (Official Video)
YouTube video by Modular YouTube Bag Raiders - Shooting Stars (Official Video)

I'm sure this will get rid of it: youtu.be/feA64wXhbjo?...

20.08.2025 20:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Welp, I now know what club you are supporting.

05.07.2025 16:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Doh. I read that as megabytes instead of megabits. My mistake.

15.06.2025 05:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Are you using Lancache to get that kind of transfer rate?

15.06.2025 05:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Less than always points left `<` (๐Ÿ‘‰๏พŸใƒฎ๏พŸ)๐Ÿ‘‰

10.04.2025 05:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Today is World Autism Awareness Day ๐Ÿ’™

02.04.2025 11:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Me being the idiot I am read that literally as building a deck on your house

24.03.2025 00:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Slava Ukraini

28.02.2025 22:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Maybe just more hungry than you realize?

24.02.2025 04:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œEvil is the absence of empathyโ€

21.02.2025 07:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 535    ๐Ÿ” 58    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Shrinking is also a great show worth watching.

13.02.2025 07:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Endless thanks to @felicia.day for all her support and belief in us from the very beginning. She is truly a magical human being.

07.02.2025 07:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2546    ๐Ÿ” 72    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 20    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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It doesnโ€™t matter how many times youโ€™ve seen the PS3 prototype controller on your timeline, it will always come back around again

06.02.2025 12:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2927    ๐Ÿ” 266    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 167    ๐Ÿ“Œ 59
Roxanne - Bad News Day Newspaper Scene
YouTube video by Russ Powell Roxanne - Bad News Day Newspaper Scene

This throwaway joke from Steve Martin in Roxanne gets old, gets even more relevant: youtu.be/vYMXyzOaaU8?...

05.02.2025 16:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The American people spoke, and they wanted Elon Musk to be able to share Americansโ€™ personal information from government databases to whatever 19 year old gamers heโ€™s trying to impress on Discord

01.02.2025 00:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7177    ๐Ÿ” 1220    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 52    ๐Ÿ“Œ 23

Y'all remember the Wolfenstein games? No reason, just curious.

21.01.2025 03:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5394    ๐Ÿ” 588    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 259    ๐Ÿ“Œ 32

It absolutely is. Welcome!

27.11.2024 01:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Screen shot of the text "Archives of Shame" from the website.

Screen shot of the text "Archives of Shame" from the website.

My kind of humor:

25.11.2024 18:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Unfortunately yes. A lot of people in the States are straight up dipshits.

21.11.2024 06:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This! Except my kids: Dad, where is mom?

20.11.2024 15:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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