judge Judy and executioner

I honestly thought 2002-2005 would be the low point of my lifetime but like damn

the trajectory from circa 1999 Man Show-era women jumping on trampolines Jimmy Kimmel to 2025 free speech canary in the coal mine Jimmy Kimmel is really something

if you have infinite monkeys typing on infinite typewriters one of them will eventually produce the entire works of shakespeare. but you don't have that kind of start up capital. start with 10 monkeys writing steven king's Christine. soon you'll be turning a profit and can start scaling your monkeys

Bombshell ‘Wall Street Journal’ Investigation Finds Tyler Robinson Once Had Trans Uber Driver ST. GEORGE, UT—As questions continue to swirl regarding the motive behind last week’s assassination of Charlie Kirk, The Wall Street Journal published a bombshell investigation Monday that suggests al...

Bombshell ‘Wall Street Journal’ Investigation Finds Tyler Robinson Once Had Trans Uber Driver

you know who else had nine inch nails and got you closer to God?

Look, I'll play a free-to-play GAAS Skate instead of Skate 4, but you can't expect me to be too happy about it.

A screen shot of the nytimes games mini crossword. The clue for 7 across is “Karaoke bar accessories” with the answer being MIKES.

@nytimes.com screaming crying throwing up

I want a pope with shoes that cut
And eyes that burn
Like cigarettes

Ham radio is EXTREMELY underrated as an area of concern if things get hot

This is effectively executing a bunch of senior citizens

I’m completely out of touch with every possible scene in most jurisdictions, but people seem milder these days in general

On the bright side, I haven’t heard about anyone getting crabs in a while.

Honest question tho, was THAT the the boundary of Springfield in 1970?

You will never convince me the Quad City DJs aren’t from Moline, IL.

Chet Baker in his early 20s

Chet Baker several decades older

Me at 18 photographing vacant retail spaces as a means of exploring unrealized futures vs me at 36 practicing mindfulness with a kindergartener by asking them to describe the flavor profile of the crayon they’re eating.

@cara.city make it play Doom

$75 million was awarded to plant trees in places that badly need them. In anti-DEI push, that's over The U.S. Forest Service has terminated $75 million awarded to the Arbor Day Foundation to help disadvantaged communities plant trees.

"tree equity" is the kind of thing that columnists like to make fun of when why it works is actually instantly apparent to anyone who's ever walked down a street in the summer apnews.com/article/tree...

A stocky black and brown tabby is sitting in a windowsill looking at the camera.

He farted so bad this morning it scared me.

Okay I get it now

"They're putting persecuted Christian refugees in camps in the jungle" sounds like something Glenn Beck would accuse the Obama administration of doing and yet now it's a pillar of the Republican agenda.

I think I’m my parents’ Wario

RFK Jr: SSRIs are addictive

Me, an addict in recovery, who still forgets to take her meds regularly: why am I crying and where am I crying

You guys have fucked up so bad you made Quebec patriotic

One of my favorite rides/drives in Chicago

oink.me.uk

what.cd

iykyk

Evening on Karl Johan Street, by Edvard Munch, 1892

“I kind of feel like the Chiefs need to lose… for America.”

At this point it would be Nice 😎 if I make it to 69.