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Hope you're reading for Game & Watch - Nintendo Classics, Color TV-Game - Nintendo Classics, and of course, Pokémon Mini - Nintendo Classics!

That's assuming there will be people left to speak it by then. I seriously doubt it, tbh 😬

Terrible game. They replaced Link with some hippie pink-haired gurl. Somethingsomething wok somethingsomething.

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You know, I still find it funny they actually made a sequel to that game, but only in Japan 🫠

a man in a blue shirt with a lobster on it sits next to two other people ALT: a man in a blue shirt with a lobster on it sits next to two other people

inb4 Nintendo uploads 24h video of Aonuma doing the chicken dance.

Sounds great on paper, but having immune system on high alert all the time sounds like pure nightmare. 🤒 I imagine this would only really be useful in specific cases, as described in the article.

Don't think I ever finished it, though I think I did reach Ganon once? Granted, that was before we got VC with rewind, so maybe now I could actually do it. But got so much other stuff I'd rather play, so...

Anyway, congratz! I guess NES LoZ is what OoT is for me, ha ha

Goes to show that some public health measure can work.

Now do the same with drugs.

Still 33% more legit than your average Twitter account with blue tick.

I think my favourite thing about Severance is that it has an actual openings. Those are becoming increasingly less common these days, especially in the era of streaming and so-called prestige TV.

Bonus points to the series' OPs for being sick af.

They're doing it in NA too, with English, Spanish, and something people from Québec insist is French for some bizarre reason. Strikes me as really inefficient, we're talking about at least 18 SKUs worldwide 😵

It's the Hyrule Fantasy!

Damn, 40 years.... A shame Nintendo is seemingly doing nothing to celebrate it, like Mario. Well, I'm guessing they're going to release some game later this year, but not sure what it could be. Too early for new 3D and 2D entry. Remake/ster?

Apparently, there's support for Pokémon HOME, so I guess they DID actually put some effort into this.

Re-releasing FireRed/LeafGreen is great though, it's a shame it feels like such a shameless cash grab 🫠

What's really funny about TPC/Nintendo selling GBA ROM for 20 bucks in 2026 is that it appears to be virtually untouched. JP version is Japanese only, and in Europe, they're releading the ROM separately for each language. Couldn't even be arsed to cook up a launcher with all versions included 😂

Like, no actual fan will even refer to the thing they like as "brand". It's pure marketing lingo 💩

(Note: this wasn't a rant, just a casual observation).

It's not big deal mind you, but that word is just downright toxic imo. It's the kind of garbage language favoured by arsehole CEO who keep talking of "content" instead of works of art, "engagement" for anything related to fans.

Reading The Pokémon Company referring to Pokémon Day as the day the Pokémon BRAND started (instead of series, franchise, whatever) made me a cringle a bit inside 😬

A bit salty I literally completed XCX last month, and I really don't have anything left to do in the game (not gonna bother with holofigures because of the bs drop system 🫤).

I dunno, XCX totally deserves the spotlight, rather than this "we're too ashamed to show XCX DE in a Direct" nonsense 😭

Wonder when we'll get DE, 2, and 3. At last, I'll be able to do NG+ runs for these (unless I decided to just fully replay them...... 🫣).

In 20 years: starting today, you can play Xenoblade Chronicles X: Definitive Edition - Nintendo Switch 2 Edition on Nintendo Switch 2 - Nintendo Classics, available exclusively on Nintendo Switch 5 for Nintendo Switch Online + Super Expansion Pass subscribers!

Well at least the Others can get apples now! 😁

Wtf did they even buy them, and barely 5 years ago.

Imagine Nintendo shutting down Next Level Games next month because they had to cancel their upcoming Waluigi romance MMO.

They generally take a break after a massive release like the one we had last week (though they do put up a warning).

We'll see tomorrow, but I'd be surprised if we ever get anything Xeno in there (or any other series with external composer and/or where Nintendo don't fully own the rights to music)

You'd think this was a joke, but it's not. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Faculty...

Really wonder how long they've been sitting on this. Today's update only added support for NS2 Edition, there's no other changes or fixes whatsoever 😂

Nintendo wanted to release XCX NS2E upgrade for free, but Nopon Merchant Guild went all "meh meh meh, you're going to pass on free money you big dumb dumbs!"

YouTube video by Nintendo UK Xenoblade Chronicles X: Definitive Edition – Nintendo Switch 2 Edition – Out now!

I finished the Switch version just a little while ago........ 🫠 www.youtube.com/watch?v=kUGn...

YouTube video by Nintendo UK Xenoblade Chronicles X: Definitive Edition – Nintendo Switch 2 Edition – Out now!

Well, it's not a Direct, but heh.

Enjoy anyway 🫠

www.youtube.com/watch?v=kUGn...

The environmental impact of this crap is going to be massive, and not just talking about the data centers but all the stuff that's being mass produced and which require already scarce resources. And when the bubble goes POP, all that extra HW that will lie unused...

You know Zalman, we really are the Last of Virtual Boys.

Wait, it doesn't make sense, does it? :P

Anyway, it's pretty funny it's 2026 and something called Virtual Boy just launched. Honestly, starting to believe those rumours about Satellaview stuff making its way to NSO.