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Jay, Robot

@jaytherobot.bsky.social

As it turns out, I'm a human. Graphic Designer, Hobby Game Dev, Plant Daddy, Crochet Enthusiast, Frustrated Texas Progressive

55 Followers  |  66 Following  |  149 Posts  |  Joined: 17.10.2023  |  1.8191

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3rd painting this month? I must be feeling something. #art #painting

"Nightdrive" | Acrylic on canvas | 15"x20"

31.08.2025 21:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Good morning~โ˜€๏ธ๐Ÿซ ไปŠๆ—ฅใฎใ‚‰ใใŒใใงใ€œใ™

30.08.2025 00:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6781    ๐Ÿ” 1568    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 55    ๐Ÿ“Œ 38
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"Behind The Trees" - my oil painting

29.08.2025 21:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4299    ๐Ÿ” 409    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 189    ๐Ÿ“Œ 22
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Three things we learned about Sam Altman by scoping his kitchen All Drizzle, no sizzle

So good

www.ft.com/content/b180...

18.08.2025 17:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 27    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Only about a week and a half between this one and the last one. This one pokes at feeling stuck in the suburbs while you know somewhere out there, exciting things are happening. #art

28.08.2025 21:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A painting of different species of aloe plants, painted in a rainbow of colors on a black background

A painting of different species of aloe plants, painted in a rainbow of colors on a black background

I've been painting a ton this month. It started when I decided to not worry about concept too much and just paint some of my plants in wild colors. I had so much fun doing it, it was kind of like dredging out the creativity stream. All I want to do is keep going.

28.08.2025 20:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ah yes, I too read the fictional novel Many Waters by Madeleine L'Engle

09.08.2025 20:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I don't have the extra absurdity of being in Japan, but I did see Lowes had one little display out on July 30th

And by little, I mean three 12-foot grim reapers.

05.08.2025 14:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I notice there was no stipulation about animated series. Snappy dialogue, deep character arcs, plays endlessly with tropes; Venture Bros is a masterpiece

02.08.2025 15:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A sketch of Austin Public Library's staircases in the atrium.

A sketch of Austin Public Library's staircases in the atrium.

A sketch of Austin Public Library's staircases in the atrium. The drawing is being held up by the real life scene.

A sketch of Austin Public Library's staircases in the atrium. The drawing is being held up by the real life scene.

I've been drawing for myself lately. It helps I don't have to throw all my creative energy into a job. Here's a quick sketch of Austin Public Library Central

16.07.2025 15:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Trying to get the grill started in the rain on the 4th of July is a pretty fitting analogy for trying to be a normal-ass American under the Trump regime.

04.07.2025 17:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I've just been invited to apply for a remote Print Production Specialist position ...which in my experience is a job that requires one to physically stand in front of the printer and push the buttons. Does this mean I would get a robot?

25.06.2025 16:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If your job posting says you want me to use "AI solutions to streamline the graphic design process" or similar, you're getting an AI written cover letter. It's only fair.

19.06.2025 16:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nothing has radicalized me more against capitalism than getting laid off. Despite following the rules of the system, here I sit with no income, no health insurance, and no guarantee of new employment, by no fault of my own.

If that doesn't make you want to burn it all down, idk what would.

19.06.2025 15:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What a treat that I get to logon and block JD Vance!

19.06.2025 10:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"The spirit is willing, let's go to 6th Street" -overheard nowhere near 6th Street

08.06.2025 03:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My coworkers and I were trying to come up with a name for the company blog. The two of them were asking ChatGPT for suggestions whereas I was working off the dome. The answers they liked were ones I had written on the board about 5 minutes prior.

The brain is still quicker than the calculator

24.04.2025 16:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My wife, reading a man's handwritten sign: "Jesus will return"

Me without looking away from the traffic light: "...after these messages."

02.04.2025 15:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not to be old man yelling at cloud, but I walked past a child on an iPad and they were watching a video of someone coloring.

Like... girl, you could just color. You could demand that of your parents even. It is within their power to get you a coloring book.

19.03.2025 12:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Are the 90's ok?

12.03.2025 03:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Do it for ever

07.03.2025 04:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 101    ๐Ÿ” 29    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

Me minding my own business:

My brain: "Didn't your church friends from elementary school one time say they had seen Cheech and Chong? And that you should come over and watch it?"

Me: I'M TRYING TO WORK

07.03.2025 17:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I just had the realization that a very ordinary tourist shirt that says "Gulf of Mexico" is now a huge political statement. To Ebay!

14.02.2025 04:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Can we pay you in $SPACEXCOIN? Just kidding, you don't have a choice."

13.02.2025 16:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The roof leaks

12.02.2025 21:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The air conditioning, naturally, is set to the bare minimum of what could be considered cool. HVAC service is overdue by about 5 years

12.02.2025 21:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Most of the giga factory is just barrels of chemical waste that are "too expensive" to get rid of

12.02.2025 21:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There's a sad lounge area in the cafeteria you're not allowed to bring food into

12.02.2025 21:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I bet the trash cans are always full at Tesla. I bet there isn't a single new pen to be found.

12.02.2025 21:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is why I like popping over to Tumblr: things are bad but you have to fight sweety, also here's a meme we've been circulating for the past 12 years

08.02.2025 15:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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