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Lemi Dovato

@zurplezain.bsky.social

Raging into the void during America’s last chapter. Someone hand me a margarita. 🍹

100 Followers  |  63 Following  |  75 Posts  |  Joined: 13.01.2025  |  2.099

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Brendan Carr is 46. FORTY-SIX!!! Being evil takes a toll.

03.10.2025 21:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Heard you were calling generals fat when the booze had you feeling brave

03.10.2025 17:00 β€” πŸ‘ 6548    πŸ” 1739    πŸ’¬ 266    πŸ“Œ 69

I don’t know who needs to hear this but I don’t give a shit about the last season of STRANGER THINGS.

27.09.2025 21:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If the Rapture only happened to people who believe it is a real thing, this would be a much more pleasant and sane country to live in.

23.09.2025 00:06 β€” πŸ‘ 10169    πŸ” 1439    πŸ’¬ 471    πŸ“Œ 109

I also prefer Megan McCain very much alive. People like her are a great reminder for me that no matter what stupid things I may do & say, I will never be as dumb as she is.

I hope she lives a long long time & provides us with many more idiotic takes.

14.09.2025 17:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The world now has one less jerk,
and that’s the tale of Charlie Kirk.

11.09.2025 02:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The WH threatening any Republican that signs the Epstein discharge petition.

It’s 100 percent clear Trump is covering up criminal child sex trafficking

06.09.2025 15:29 β€” πŸ‘ 8620    πŸ” 2681    πŸ’¬ 421    πŸ“Œ 120

And it’s not even about politics. If you reveal yourself to be a vile human being by voting for (and defending) a vile human being, I DONT WANT YOU IN MY LIFE.

Those folks don’t exist to me any more.

07.09.2025 03:38 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Mike Johnson is a very obviously homosexual man who is so deeply ashamed of himself that he has made his entire life into nothing but lies & deceit at the expense of everybody else.

05.09.2025 23:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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DOJ Deputy Chief Joseph Schnitt admitted that the government will "redact every republican" and "leave all the liberal, democratic people” on the Epstein client list.

He also said Ghislaine Maxwell was moved to a minimum securithy prison as "a benefit to keep her mouth shut."

04.09.2025 20:41 β€” πŸ‘ 3856    πŸ” 2214    πŸ’¬ 205    πŸ“Œ 447

I always thought it was DEI
Don jr
Eric
Ivanka

05.09.2025 22:01 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Joe. Joe Fucking Walsh.

05.09.2025 18:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I know how you feel, I follow (and like posts from) John Fucking Walsh on here. My god.

05.09.2025 18:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

So now we have our first indication of why the GOP (Guardians of Pedophiles) don’t wanna release the names in Epstein’s book….1st name dropped by Rep Massie is GOP mega-donor, John Paulson.

Who could have ever imagined that the party of racism & bigotry were also pedophiles? πŸ€”

05.09.2025 17:07 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Some random lady is using my email address & my inbox had like 4 different orders from different companies.

05.09.2025 16:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Rented ROTTING IN THE SUN (film) and I loved it.

05.09.2025 16:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Reminder that Mike Johnson is a very obviously gay man hiding his tail between his legs & lying every moment he opens his mouth.

03.09.2025 21:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fast food sucks. Especially after the COVID era. Today, after a long dry spell, I grabbed some Wendy’s. At the drive thru I twice repeated my order: a double & small Diet Coke. Got & paid for the full meal. $12…for a mediocre burger & fries. I really hope all fast food goes out of business forever.

03.09.2025 21:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Philly DA goes off:
"Republicans are actually
TERRIBLE at public safety"

31.08.2025 23:15 β€” πŸ‘ 246    πŸ” 102    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 3

DECADES from now, when we’re explaining to the grandkids why they work in the mines for 12 hours a day, there is no food/drug regulation, health care is rare & the only thing on TV is 1 of 6 Apprentice spin-offs, I hope we remember the reason is that Americans let their racism tear it all down.

01.09.2025 12:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I sometimes STILL think of my former co-worker Evan & how much he used to praise Elon Musk, haha.

Evan you’re not dumb but you’re what I would call clueless.

And he’s out there somewhere (maybe) managing a team of people.

01.09.2025 10:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Moron Alliance of Gullible Americans

31.08.2025 18:51 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Cue old commercial theme music: β€œIN THE ARMY NATIONAL GUARD…YOU CAN!”

30.08.2025 21:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Mike Johnson is a gay man masquerading as straight. Wonder how many CNN anchors he’s sucked off when the cameras stop rolling.

29.08.2025 19:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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For everyone telling me Mayo isn’t real, explain this!!!

29.08.2025 19:18 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

THAT’S EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING!!

β€œ I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because some people out there in our nation don’t have maps and, uh, I believe that our education, like such as in South Africa and, uh, the Iraq, everywhere like such as and I believe that the..”

29.08.2025 14:24 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ashli Babbitt died doing what she lovedβ€”being a domestic terrorist.

28.08.2025 23:16 β€” πŸ‘ 9175    πŸ” 1836    πŸ’¬ 236    πŸ“Œ 66

We’ll be able to tell if she suddenly becomes visually hideous.

29.08.2025 08:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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