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@rincegoofysimp.bsky.social

I like tsundere furries who could easily beat me in a fight I write stuff sometimes. Pfp by@jazznadoez on twitter Add me on discord! @rinceisnormal. SFW n a minor

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real shit

31.10.2025 09:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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congrats for #TheBattleCats reaching 0 million downloads, what a milestone

31.10.2025 05:00 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Page 20 : 
A digital comic page featuring colorful, anthropomorphic animals.
Panel 1 : Kip gets closer to Mason, looking panicked. Mason flinches.
Kip : "I-I'm so sorry!
I didn't mean to make you uncomfortable, I just thought-
I didn't mean it like-
Mason, I thought you were trying to say something!"
Panel 2 : A close-up of Mason looking anxious and sweating.
Mason (thinking) : "What do i do?"
Panel 3 : Kip and Mason are lit brightly.
Kip : "I-I'm so sorry, I'm such and idiot!!
I knew you weren't flirting with me, I'm so stupid!"
Mason (thinking) : "I didn't prepare for this.
Why did you have to say this now?"
Kip : "I'm sorry,
please, don't hate me!"
Panel 4 : Kip becomes withdrawn and starts to spiral.
Kip : "I don't know why I grabbed your hand!
I'm sorry, I-"
Mason (thinking) : "Stop apologizing."
Kip : "I- I can't-"
Mason (thinking) : "I'm not ready.
I- I'm not...!"
Panel 5 : Mason suddenly grabs Kip's arms.
Mason : No, no. You were right.
It was flirting.
Panel 6 : Kip looks up to Mason, dumbfounded.
Kip : "I... wha?"

Page 20 : A digital comic page featuring colorful, anthropomorphic animals. Panel 1 : Kip gets closer to Mason, looking panicked. Mason flinches. Kip : "I-I'm so sorry! I didn't mean to make you uncomfortable, I just thought- I didn't mean it like- Mason, I thought you were trying to say something!" Panel 2 : A close-up of Mason looking anxious and sweating. Mason (thinking) : "What do i do?" Panel 3 : Kip and Mason are lit brightly. Kip : "I-I'm so sorry, I'm such and idiot!! I knew you weren't flirting with me, I'm so stupid!" Mason (thinking) : "I didn't prepare for this. Why did you have to say this now?" Kip : "I'm sorry, please, don't hate me!" Panel 4 : Kip becomes withdrawn and starts to spiral. Kip : "I don't know why I grabbed your hand! I'm sorry, I-" Mason (thinking) : "Stop apologizing." Kip : "I- I can't-" Mason (thinking) : "I'm not ready. I- I'm not...!" Panel 5 : Mason suddenly grabs Kip's arms. Mason : No, no. You were right. It was flirting. Panel 6 : Kip looks up to Mason, dumbfounded. Kip : "I... wha?"

Page 21 : 
A digital comic page featuring colorful, anthropomorphic animals.
Panel 1 : Mason is still grabbing Kip's arms, looking panicked.
Mason : "It-It wasn't supposed to be like that.
I did it for you."
Panel 2 : A close-up of Mason.
Mason : "I overheard you say something- that you wanted to kiss me"
Mason (thinking) : "What am I saying?"
Mason : "And i wanted to make you happy
so i started to entertain your feelings, and one thing led to another"
Panel 3 : Mason still holding Kip's arms in front of the bus stop.
Mason : "I didn't mean for it to go this far, it was just making you so excited and..."
Mason (thinking) : "This isn't how I planned."
Mason : "You didn't want me to stop, so-"
Mason (thinking) : "Stop. Stop talking!"
Panel 4 : The frame turns mostly black. Kip pulls away from Mason.
Panel 5 : Mason panicking more and more.
Mason : "I was going to tell you... I..."
Panel 6 : Kip looks shocked and incredulous.
Kip : "... Mason, what?"
Panel 7 : Kip : "You've known how I felt this whole time and you waited until now to say anything?
You- you can't just play with my feelings like that !
How is any of this okay?"

Page 21 : A digital comic page featuring colorful, anthropomorphic animals. Panel 1 : Mason is still grabbing Kip's arms, looking panicked. Mason : "It-It wasn't supposed to be like that. I did it for you." Panel 2 : A close-up of Mason. Mason : "I overheard you say something- that you wanted to kiss me" Mason (thinking) : "What am I saying?" Mason : "And i wanted to make you happy so i started to entertain your feelings, and one thing led to another" Panel 3 : Mason still holding Kip's arms in front of the bus stop. Mason : "I didn't mean for it to go this far, it was just making you so excited and..." Mason (thinking) : "This isn't how I planned." Mason : "You didn't want me to stop, so-" Mason (thinking) : "Stop. Stop talking!" Panel 4 : The frame turns mostly black. Kip pulls away from Mason. Panel 5 : Mason panicking more and more. Mason : "I was going to tell you... I..." Panel 6 : Kip looks shocked and incredulous. Kip : "... Mason, what?" Panel 7 : Kip : "You've known how I felt this whole time and you waited until now to say anything? You- you can't just play with my feelings like that ! How is any of this okay?"

Page 22 : 
A digital comic page featuring colorful, anthropomorphic animals.
Panel 1 : Kip : "You were just toying with my feeling for weeks!? 
You didn't even like me back !
Why would you lead me on like this?"
Panel 2 : "That's-
That's not-
I was doing this for you.
You wanted me to flirt with you, didn't you?"
Panel 3 : A detailed shot of Kip. They extend past the border of the frame.
Kip : "Not like this!
I really thought that for once, someone actually liked me!
I didn't want this, I was happy with what we had!
Just being in your life was enough, I-
I... i just don't get it! Is... is it my fault?"
Panel 4 : The frame turns dark purple.
Kip : "I-It's my fault, isn't it...!?"
Mason : "I... I..."
Panel 5 : Mason (thinking) : "It wasn't supposed to turn out this way."
Kip : "W-Was I being too clingy?
I knew i was asking too much!"
Mason (thinking) :  "This isn't how I planned it"

Page 22 : A digital comic page featuring colorful, anthropomorphic animals. Panel 1 : Kip : "You were just toying with my feeling for weeks!? You didn't even like me back ! Why would you lead me on like this?" Panel 2 : "That's- That's not- I was doing this for you. You wanted me to flirt with you, didn't you?" Panel 3 : A detailed shot of Kip. They extend past the border of the frame. Kip : "Not like this! I really thought that for once, someone actually liked me! I didn't want this, I was happy with what we had! Just being in your life was enough, I- I... i just don't get it! Is... is it my fault?" Panel 4 : The frame turns dark purple. Kip : "I-It's my fault, isn't it...!?" Mason : "I... I..." Panel 5 : Mason (thinking) : "It wasn't supposed to turn out this way." Kip : "W-Was I being too clingy? I knew i was asking too much!" Mason (thinking) : "This isn't how I planned it"

Page 23 : 
A digital comic page featuring colorful, anthropomorphic animals.
Panel 1 : Kip leans back and looks away.
Mason (thinking) : "I can't breathe...!
Why can't I breathe?"
Kip : "Mason, I-"
Panel 2 : A close-up of Kip.
Kip : "I can't- I have to go!"
Panel 3 : A close-up, low angle shot of Mason.
Mason (thinking) : "Nothing is coming out- 
Say something, please!"
Panel 4 : Kip starts to run away.
Mason (thinking): "They're leaving, say something !"
Panel 5 : Kip looks back while running away.
Mason (thinking): "That look-
That same look...!"
Panel 6 : A close-up of Mason.
Mason (thinking): "I've seen them make that face before
I never wanted to see them like this!
Not again...!"
Panel 7 : Flashback, two years ago. A wide shot of the city skyline at night. Thunder crashes.
Mason : "Kip!!"

Page 23 : A digital comic page featuring colorful, anthropomorphic animals. Panel 1 : Kip leans back and looks away. Mason (thinking) : "I can't breathe...! Why can't I breathe?" Kip : "Mason, I-" Panel 2 : A close-up of Kip. Kip : "I can't- I have to go!" Panel 3 : A close-up, low angle shot of Mason. Mason (thinking) : "Nothing is coming out- Say something, please!" Panel 4 : Kip starts to run away. Mason (thinking): "They're leaving, say something !" Panel 5 : Kip looks back while running away. Mason (thinking): "That look- That same look...!" Panel 6 : A close-up of Mason. Mason (thinking): "I've seen them make that face before I never wanted to see them like this! Not again...!" Panel 7 : Flashback, two years ago. A wide shot of the city skyline at night. Thunder crashes. Mason : "Kip!!"

Puppy Love Pages 20-23

27.10.2025 02:29 β€” πŸ‘ 5116    πŸ” 919    πŸ’¬ 241    πŸ“Œ 57

The day I change my pfp to something else is the day the world will end

29.10.2025 05:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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sketches (ft. @probablygoat.bsky.social AGAIN!!)

29.10.2025 01:02 β€” πŸ‘ 416    πŸ” 72    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0
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ugh, laundry day.. 🐢🧺

28.10.2025 16:23 β€” πŸ‘ 8509    πŸ” 1649    πŸ’¬ 65    πŸ“Œ 10
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Glowing ✨

Comm for Pakku_Sama

28.10.2025 18:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1272    πŸ” 207    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0
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Someone draw Kromer onto this

29.10.2025 04:46 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

all I want on my timeline is fagslop that gives me cavities I don't need to drama on my timeline brah

29.10.2025 04:32 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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#FabulousBeasts #YouShouYan

29.10.2025 03:05 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
https://x.com/doginacafe/status/1982635616656585148/photo/4

https://x.com/doginacafe/status/1982635616656585148/photo/4

I'M IN FUCKING SHAMBLES RIGHT NOW MAN LEAVE ME ALONE I'M GONNA FUCKING KILL MYSELF PLEASE THIS SHIT IS RUINING ME

29.10.2025 03:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a close up of a cartoon character 's face with its mouth open ALT: a close up of a cartoon character 's face with its mouth open
28.10.2025 05:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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24.10.2025 03:49 β€” πŸ‘ 258    πŸ” 93    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 1

racist girl from the moon or something idk much about touhou i just know her theme is a banger

25.10.2025 07:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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HEE HEE

24.10.2025 09:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a black and white drawing of a person with the words i 'm fire on the bottom ALT: a black and white drawing of a person with the words i 'm fire on the bottom
24.10.2025 09:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Frozen stairs, carpet in blood red seatinc goodbyes left unsaid (goodbyes left unsaid) Despite our promises, here I am following your steps (I'm following your steps) Drop by drop, as your unchanging reality dampen my sleeve, you kissed them off through the fibers of my handkerchief...

24.10.2025 09:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I was looking through some old USBs and one of them just has the first 2 seasons of infinity train on it????????

23.10.2025 13:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

im killing myself for this joke

22.10.2025 05:16 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

how yisang of you to drop by today

22.10.2025 05:16 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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#LimbusCompany

21.10.2025 11:55 β€” πŸ‘ 54    πŸ” 21    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
kett, a blue raccoon-cat is looking at the viewer with amber eyes and smiling, their arms in front of them, with their right paw holding their left wrist, this lifts up their dark blue chest fluff which has golden sparkles around it, there is an arrow pointed at the chest fluff labelled "friend storage"

kett, a blue raccoon-cat is looking at the viewer with amber eyes and smiling, their arms in front of them, with their right paw holding their left wrist, this lifts up their dark blue chest fluff which has golden sparkles around it, there is an arrow pointed at the chest fluff labelled "friend storage"

it was a spontaneous drawpile doodle but i still like it a lot

22.10.2025 02:04 β€” πŸ‘ 142    πŸ” 23    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 1
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snootface

22.10.2025 02:49 β€” πŸ‘ 174    πŸ” 37    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 1
t+pazolite - Oshama Scramble! (Uncut Edition)
YouTube video by t+pazolite t+pazolite - Oshama Scramble! (Uncut Edition)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHgI...

22.10.2025 04:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

WHAT IS THAT IMAGE 😭😭

14.10.2025 08:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

raccoons, possums and skunks... nature's throuple

14.10.2025 05:36 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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BEE HEE HEE! (METAMORPHOSIS)

11.10.2025 20:14 β€” πŸ‘ 115    πŸ” 24    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
Photo of a snow leopard fursuiter looking from behind a stone wall

Photo of a snow leopard fursuiter looking from behind a stone wall

Who dis?! A new snep is in town! Partial for now but full suit soon! Picture was taken at the lovely little Furgether convention in Austria.
Stay tuned for more suit shenanigans!
πŸ“Έ @snepik.bsky.social
πŸͺ‘ @alijana.bsky.social
#furry #fursuit

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abandoned pa turnpike

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