Elijah Bartholomew

Kiki Duplex will I promise 🙂‍↕️🙏🏾

25.05.2025 09:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I wish right wingers used the words they actually meant instead of "woke"

06.01.2025 02:29 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

I LOVE MY ZOLA SHIRT

21.12.2024 03:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

BANGERS the singing chihuahua in that video kills me!

07.12.2024 00:16 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Bumped into Cooper last night and got into the club without ID scanning and went up the secret elevator and they granted me carte blanche to their staff drinks card for dancing like a little feral in front of the decks for the rest of the night - god is gud 🙂‍↕️

30.11.2024 12:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I don't remember this Teletubby 🤯

20.11.2024 09:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

When I go into the bank tomorrow and Glenys smells me from the elevators I'm gonna keel over 😞

19.11.2024 09:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Just waited a little while for this new probiotic deodorant to come in from the UK, but why is it only now telling me I could stink for 2-4 weeks 😫🥴

19.11.2024 09:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Maybe I'm late to the party but this is fucking incredible 🌟

17.11.2024 02:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

These are the photos I took on Friday night, I don't even remember those two dudes 🙂‍↕️

17.11.2024 01:35 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0