Sparrow

We played with the hose.

2016: Ghislaine Maxwell swore under oath she didn’t know Epstein recruited underage girls for sex — even though she was doing it for him.

Two perjury charges later… and we’re still supposed to care what she says?

Has she heard her boss talk about how people look???

NEWS: Annie Farmer, an Epstein survivor who testified against Ghislaine Maxwell, just revealed on CNN that she wrote a letter with her concerns to Deputy AG Blanche — and received no response.

She says neither she nor other survivors have heard a word from the DOJ.

Even MICHAEL FUCKING BLOOMBERG has said the rich are lying when they pretend they’re going to leave NYC! They’re fucking lying! I have met rich New Yorkers! They’re not going anywhere! You think that sad sack finance fuck is gonna piss off his third trophy wife by making her shop in Texas? Grow up.

Gonna go ahead and put an end to the debate about the “greatest story ever written.”

JC 🤦‍♀️ Take him out back and pew pew him.

Trump and Vance were at the same place at the same time today. Missed opportunity if you ask me.

I came on my own face accidentally. It wasn't as bad as they try to tell us.

Mornin!

The story isn’t that Michael Wolff is offering the Epstein recordings for sale. Who gives a f*ck?! It’s how me makes his living. The REAL story…is that NONE of the Major Media Outlets WANT them.

He lost 3 teef.

Look at that face.

Picture of blur

Every picture of Bigfoot be like:

Watching Criminal Minds first episode from 2005. That's when gas was $1.98.

Absolutely surreal to watch White House reporters ask Leavitt questions about tariffs moments after she and Gabbard used this briefing to baselessly accuse Obama of crimes punishable by death. We’re a sick joke of a country.

The more stupid the mustache is, the more obnoxious the person is…

It's become clear that this administration is just a protracted war on anybody who's read a book without pictures in it. It's a miracle we're all still getting up and going to work every morning. The psychological drain is the point, and I'm increasingly grateful to the people who are still decent.

My couch has a wedgie

I needed this❤️

Some days, I have no words. I read the headlines and think, what’s the point?

Do something that makes you laugh today, have that extra coffee, surprise someone by being kind, tomorrow is not guaranteed.

Q: “Do you think Donald Trump is a personally dangerous person?”

Amy Dorris: “Absolutely, I spent four days with him…This is a man who doesn't take no for an answer.”

I miss the days when you could be a jive turkey and still reinvent yourself

HOLY CRAP!! A QAnon account with 55k followers on TS posted this video. Dems can’t take their foot off the gas with this. This will tear his base apart.

So let me get this straight. In two days we went from “the Epstein list doesn’t exist” to “the Epstein list that certainly exists was created by Obama n such”

Ya ok