Sparrow

That's awesome 😆

Accidentally walked 3.25 miles.

These Whitehouse reporters need to act just like the Miss Universe contestants and walk the F out but they won't because they suck.

I really hope there's another copy of the files.

$2000 won’t buy you healthcare in the US.

$2000 won’t give you “negotiating power” with insurance companies.

A one time payment is not a healthcare plan.

It’s time for Medicare for all.

If you get to a trillion dollars you should have to start the game over from the beginning at a higher difficulty like your parents not owning a bunch of emerald mines or whatever idk that’s just a random example

Trump "encouraging" Congress to pass the discharge petition is all theater. Trump doesn't need Congress to release the Epstein Files. DOJ reports to HIM. And Pam will do as he commanded—not release the files, or at least any that are embarrassing to him.

Mike Johnson claims House Republicans did "some of the best work of their careers" during the govt shutdown

Let’s be clear: The DOJ has already been subpoenaed. They’re legally obligated to release the full Epstein files—and they’re still dragging their feet.

It’s a shame we’ve even gotten to the point of needing a discharge petition.

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Lamest duck ever.

There will come a time where we stop hearing the word hoax every damn day.

The Hallmark ornament selection sucks this year.

Scary thought

Nooooo!

KARL: The president claims that Thanksgiving costs are down 25%. Does he know that's not true?

HASSETT: Well if you look at Walmart--

KARL: Wait a minute. I've gotta stop you. The Walmart package this year contains much less than the one last year. That's why the price is less.

It would really suck if the first woman elected president was MTG.

Good Morning ☕ and Happy Sunday 🍂

Today is Sunday, so please conduct yourself accordingly

Sleep in, sip your hot chocolate, lay around in your pajamas, listen to good music and indulge yourself in an afternoon nap

Malcolm Nance said these sound like the titles of porn movies.

Happy Sunday 🌞

"This isn't who I voted for."

This is EXACTLY who you voted for, you dumb MFers.

🤣🤣🤣

Selective memory is real.

The murderous little piece of shit who kills Washington Post journalists, right? *That* crown prince?

That’s the one you’re honoring, yes?

Let this be known. . . !

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Son of a...

But are you sure you don’t have to pee right now? Think about it.

First they blamed the Dems for not funding SNAP

Then they went to court to ask permission NOT to pay

The shutdown is ending & they’re making everyone reapply and “prove” they’re legitimately starving.

It’s almost as though they spent the money and have zero intentions of ever funding it again.