American: “I’m paying more at the grocery store.”
Trump: “No you’re not.”
American: “I mean…I am. I have the receipt right here.”
Trump: “Prices are WAY down.”
American: “They’re just…not.”
Trump: “Are too!”
American: “…”
Trump: “…”
American: “…”
Trump: “I’ve ended 22 wars!”
07.11.2025 21:30 — 👍 831 🔁 178 💬 34 📌 6
He's just got his poll numbers and inflation numbers mixed up.
05.11.2025 23:20 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
#TitsforTrump
02.11.2025 03:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
So, does it begin & end with faith? Or do you need to lead your life in ways that respect the principles of that God?
24.10.2025 22:43 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Why is Apple, Microsoft, Lockheed Martin, Blackstone, Google, OpenAI, Amazon and others financing the destruction of the WH and desecration of the grounds, something that is infuriating to huge chunk of the American population? Do you hate your customers that much?
22.10.2025 23:32 — 👍 20735 🔁 7003 💬 1545 📌 427
Just a reminder that — in the middle of a shutdown — House Republicans are on a paid vacation solely to avoid releasing the Epstein files and lowering your health care costs.
22.10.2025 00:26 — 👍 3154 🔁 927 💬 60 📌 18
The Republican shutdown means that nonessential federal employees like soldiers and TSA agents aren't being paid anymore, but rest assured that the truly vital work of this administration -- building a Dancing with the Stars ballroom for the dementia-addled president -- still goes on.
20.10.2025 18:55 — 👍 1449 🔁 411 💬 75 📌 9
I think Susan Collins is a Republican. Maybe she doesn't count?
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He ought to learn what 'begs the question' means. It does not mean ' we should ask this question '.
13.10.2025 22:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Blackberry Eating
27.09.2025 02:25 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Do your own research🤪
20.09.2025 00:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Even when they do realize it, he and his gang of Nazis won't give a shit.
20.09.2025 00:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Ten armed men in tactical gear against one protester with a TOY Captain America shield. Shameful.
This was the scene outside the Broadview ICE facility in Chicagoland this morning 😞
19.09.2025 23:46 — 👍 151 🔁 49 💬 4 📌 9
I thought people weren’t supposed to say mean things about Charlie Kirk.
15.09.2025 00:36 — 👍 131 🔁 17 💬 5 📌 0
Every state that doesn't ascribe to fascism should pass a version of this bill. If I have to show my papers to the Gestapo, the Gestapo needs to show me their face and their badge number.
12.09.2025 22:24 — 👍 2400 🔁 577 💬 14 📌 13
Once again, I vomit
11.09.2025 23:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Is he a weasel or just a credulous fool? I guess he could be both.
05.09.2025 22:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
How many pushups did he do today?
05.09.2025 22:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Once we had nice things.
01.09.2025 23:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Veterans are oversold as a bloc. Some are extremely proud of what they did, others saw it as a job like any other, some would rather forget it. But the vast majority took the oath seriously, and not doing so offends them. I would hammer that Babbitt is getting a military funeral. Hammer it.
28.08.2025 14:12 — 👍 1350 🔁 268 💬 37 📌 12
An abomination of souls
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An abomination of souls
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Grima Wormtongue has his say
26.08.2025 23:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Maxwell ups the bidding for a pardon.
23.08.2025 01:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Pumpkin bread with cream cheese, orange, 3 small cappuccinos.
22.08.2025 22:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Great movie, greater book.
22.08.2025 19:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Damn, that's a long ride from here...
20.08.2025 01:08 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Ice agent struck by sandwich seeks counseling, says he can't even walk through deli without fearing for his life and has been diagnosed with BLTSD
16.08.2025 15:31 — 👍 3636 🔁 739 💬 179 📌 88
I don't know where to puke anymore
16.08.2025 03:05 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Every day
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