Barrett

Heart shaped road rash on my thigh

Midlife crisis, but make it sporty.

omg rare liam post!!!

update: went for a morning roll and fell flat on me ass

reading the dark tower series for the first time and nerding out rly hard at yet another reference to the stand and i’m just rly excited thank you @stephenking.bsky.social

we got roller blades and now my ass is bustin out these shorts hunny!!

it’s seriously a really fun way to stay in touch but also just a warning bc now i’ll excitedly text them to play on a saturday night and they’re like, we’re “busy” with our “real friends” and now i’m sad on my couch

we do this like once a month with fam friends (who are basically our nephews) who are like 14 and 19 but have been doing it for years and it’s literally always the highlight of my MONTH

The wrong Home Alone 2 actor died.

did 2768 steps on the stair stepper yesterday, i will need to be wheeled around everywhere today #FlightClimbingFagoat #fcf

come thru i’ll set one aside for u

be there in 12-48 hours w bagel!

uhh ok i have 10 extra bagels who wants to claim

homemade bagels on parchment paper, a row of everything, a row of sesame, and a row of plain

“local denver man unsure of what to do with all his money after opening extremely successful and good and amazing bagel shop”
(future headline about me)

i’m in the same boat, and am trying to get back into it - shootin n sharin!!

tomorrow you will be visited by a holy apparition in the form of an email declaring that your film is ready for pickup / download (i had a vision about this)

hell yeah these rule

incredibly important call out, ty

Assuming you’ve seen this but have you ever watched The Descent from 2005? I swear I rented this from Blockbuster when I was too young but it slaps

me sitting on the couch with my French Bulldog, Jack

the light of my life, my pride and joy, my best friend

I AM SCREAMING AND FREAKING OUT

White RV parked in suburban driveway at sunset, with bare winter trees casting long shadows across the pavement

Brindle French Bulldog with alert expression lying on couch with gray blanket and yellow pillows in background”​​​​​​​​​​​​

Spider plants in white ceramic pots on sunny windowsill

Coffee mug with striped pattern next to Stephen King’s ‘The Waste Lands’ book on wooden table

quickly playing around with the film simulations on this and having a lot of fun!!

a church sign advertising their weekly free MMA training

interesting!

liam and i met a (very kind) straight boy at bouldering last night and he hung out w us the entire time and we perhaps forgot to mention that we were married and i honestly felt like i was in a sitcom the way he was like "so you both moved here at the same time? together? and live together?"

i tried doing that last time i was unemployed and i made zero dollars. but if anyone with a foot fetish sees this comment please send me money in exchange for hot sexy photos of my beautifully arched feet and toes

me holding my new fujifilm x-t5 with a 23mm 2.8 pancakey lens

doing what i do best: spending money while i am unemployed
(to be fair i had a boat load of trade in credit) (and also im so hyped rn)

you obviously already know the answer to this

your eyes are permanently smizing

love that pumpkin tat

photo of myself sitting on my bed in purple lighting

week 2

carbonara on a pretty blue plate

homemade carbonara STUNS in latest photo 🍽️