Gia DeSantis

It shall be known as the “Champagne Supernova” in honor of the Oasis reunion. #Oasis2025

WTF is going on?

George Wendt and I stood next to each other, intentionally singing along together at Fugazi’s Palladium show. That memory will always bring a smile to my face. What a mensch. RIP

Strains bounds of propriety?

Strains…bounds…of…proprietary?

Am I having a stroke?

What is happening?

Just learned today that 92% of US import consumption is dolls for beautiful little girls. Higher than I would have expected!

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Character limit! 😉

Joey Ramone, Henry Rollins, Trent Reznor, Peter Murphy, Alison Moyet, Social Distortion, Jerry Seinfeld, Milton Berle, Little Richard, Ron Jeremy, Gloria Allred, Vince Lombardi, William Shoemaker, The Jesus and Mary Chain, Sonic Youth, Ice-T, NWA, Kool Moe Dee, GWAR, and at least two hundred more.

I spoke to the listing agent a few years ago. In news that will shock no one, they are sticking a hotel on that property. That building has so much insane history.

Awww, G Scott!

Our love for Jed The Fish will be evident as we talk about his life of music and nudity. Need those details? Tune in to “Three Fourths Human” on Monday.

Hey, @schumer.senate.gov :: you better not be playing cute with your language about stopping the SAVE Act. I hope you intend to VOTE NO ON CLOTURE, as opposed to what you did with the CR when you told us you'd vote no on the bill, but still voted YES on cloture. We are in no mood for games.

One of the handful of men I’d choose over the bear, every single time.

I’ll do anything for this majestic man beast.

you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.

I saw the Kanye ad yesterday (it aired in the Philly market, where we were) but didn't click on the link.

Today I found out it went to a website selling swastika T-shirts.

This was a Superbowl ad.

And it was to a website selling swastika T-shirts.

I feel like I'm losing my mind.

There are two kinds of people. The kind that don't like david lynch movies because they don't make sense and the kind that fucking love david lynch movies because they don't make sense

If you think you can bring down a city of people who subsist on rejection, overcome struggles daily, and juggle a dozen side jobs to make the impossible possible, think again.

We will survive.

Credit goes to @paymanbenz.bsky.social

I wish I knew who to credit. LA forever.

Same.

I’ve never loved my hometown more than I do right now.

Come morning we will wake to a very different Los Angeles. 💔

The wording here got me all excited that they found new evidence that smoking is good for you

Happy Boxing Day!

Hahahaha

My friend Michele says it’s the Ghost of Gazzarri’s past. Can’t argue that.