Tom

I'm just a boy
looking for a girl
to write a song about my magnum dong and put it on a multi-platinum selling album

I do find it kind of charming that Taylor Swift sings about boners the way Steve Carell talks about boobs in The 40-Year-Old Virgin.

Watching Monster, and why does Ed Gein sound like Derek Zoolander?

Crazy they had a gooning badge

i wanna make this eminently clear before i continue laughing at the travis kelce penis song:

good for taylor swift, i’m glad she’s writing songs about the good sex she’s having

Ask not for whom the chumba wambas
It wambas for thee

They doing a different kind of tush push

Guy who sells doo doo (squinting wisely and doing visionary voice): We believe within 10 years the world economy will be almost completely powered by doo doo

I'll never understand why WWE does backstage segments while people are in the ring with their music playing waiting to wrestle.

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Absolutely no one, including the players, should come here for the World Cup next year or the 2028 Olympics

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Looking very submissive and bred-able

In her song 'Red' Taylor Swift assigns different colors to different situations much like the strongest sorcerer of the modern age, Satoru Gojo, in Jujutsu Kaisen. In this essay I will

And it's so hot cause of climate change

Why does every single women's triple threat match need that same tower of doom spot? #Wrestlemania

fartin hard or hardly fartin?

I believe him. He seems like a guy that stole PPP money. He seems like the guy that complains that no one wants to work anymore.

I got them. I got the jeakers.

I like having a Gin Blossoms and Tonic while listening to alternative rock

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Let's go, Paige

I have tariffed
the penguins
that are on
Heard Island

and which
you were probably
assuming
did not export goods

forgive me
they were taking advantage of us
so cunning
and so cold

The Boys s3e1

The Residence is perfect, and Uzo Aduba is probably going to get all the awards.

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