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There's a very pop/uptempo cover of Linger by The Cranberries playing at this restaurant, and I think someone should be arrested for making this.

USA Boxing did a similar thing to my old gym a few years ago. There was a dispute on the chief official to run a show, and they gave us an ultimatum at 5:15pm on a Friday and said it had to be responded to by 6:00pm or the show was off. The show was at 2:00pm the next day.

Don't forget to start baking your Marie Callender pie now so that it's ready for Thanksgiving.

Never really cared for pecan or pumpkin pie, tbh. Gimme a fruit or meat pie. (I know pumpkin is a fruit. I mean a real fruit.)

Fun fact: their original name was Sex Maggots

Football needs an Eggball Emo theme

A+ framing on that one

If they're gonna be taken as anything but chumps Otis, Tozawa, and Maxine Dupri have to change their freaking name. Why are they still going under Alpha Academy?

I'm just a boy
looking for a girl
to write a song about my magnum dong and put it on a multi-platinum selling album

I do find it kind of charming that Taylor Swift sings about boners the way Steve Carell talks about boobs in The 40-Year-Old Virgin.

Watching Monster, and why does Ed Gein sound like Derek Zoolander?

Crazy they had a gooning badge

i wanna make this eminently clear before i continue laughing at the travis kelce penis song:

good for taylor swift, i’m glad she’s writing songs about the good sex she’s having

Ask not for whom the chumba wambas
It wambas for thee

They doing a different kind of tush push

Guy who sells doo doo (squinting wisely and doing visionary voice): We believe within 10 years the world economy will be almost completely powered by doo doo

I'll never understand why WWE does backstage segments while people are in the ring with their music playing waiting to wrestle.

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Absolutely no one, including the players, should come here for the World Cup next year or the 2028 Olympics

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Looking very submissive and bred-able

In her song 'Red' Taylor Swift assigns different colors to different situations much like the strongest sorcerer of the modern age, Satoru Gojo, in Jujutsu Kaisen. In this essay I will

And it's so hot cause of climate change

Why does every single women's triple threat match need that same tower of doom spot? #Wrestlemania

fartin hard or hardly fartin?

I believe him. He seems like a guy that stole PPP money. He seems like the guy that complains that no one wants to work anymore.

I got them. I got the jeakers.

I like having a Gin Blossoms and Tonic while listening to alternative rock